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Southern Indiana Beer Pong Presents: The 5th Annual Indiana State Beer Pong Championships

It’s hard to believe that we here at BPONG.COM just celebrated a full decade of competitive, professional beer pong at our 10th Annual World Series of Beer Pong this past January! Likewise, many of our affiliated organizers and associations are celebrating milestones of their own this year as the sport continues to grow.

One in particular is the Indiana State Beer Pong Championships, which will be celebrating its 5th anniversary. On March 26th of 2011, Dustin Rose of Muncie, IN, played host to the first of what would be an annual tournament exclusive to Hoosier residents. The exclusivity feature is a rarity in the pong community as many players travel from out of state to any event they can get to. However, Rose had a vision to crown Indiana’s best players and, therefore, required all players to have an Indiana state ID or Indiana college ID to be eligible for participation. The exclusive tradition will continue this year with a new host.

The 2015 event will be operated by Southern Indiana Beer Pong (SINBP) in Columbus, IN, at Scores Sports Bar and Grill on Saturday, June 27th @ 12:00pm.

Calling all Indiana University, Indiana State University, Butler University, Purdue University, Valparaiso University, Ball State University, and University of Indianapolis pong players.  You all collectively have 0 state pong championships. Therefore, no matter how many games you won in a row at your last gathering, there are others in Indiana who hold official reign as kings of the table.  In fact, two players, Braden Nading & James Bacon, have dominated this event for the past three years.

Who will take home this year’s championship and be crowned the best in Indiana?  Will anybody be able to dethrone the 3-time reigning doubles champions this year?

Check out the winners from the first 4 installments of the Indiana State Pong Championships:

IndyState1 1st annual event: 1st Place Singles – Chris Rische / 1st Place Doubles – Chris Rische & Ryan Dammerall

IndyState2 2nd annual event: 1st Place Singles – Braden Nading / 1st Place Doubles – Braden Nading & James Bacon

IndyState3 3rd annual event: 1st Place Singles – Ryan Batchelor / 1st Place Doubles – Braden Nading & James Bacon

IndyState4 4th annual event: 1st Place Singles – Broch Buchanon / 1st Place Doubles – Braden Nading & James Bacon

 
For more details about The Indiana State Beer Pong Championships, please visit SINBP’s Official Indiana State Beer Pong Championships event page @ https://www.facebook.com/events/449602098528857/

WSOBP X Final Standings

Rank Team Name Wins Losses Cup Dif
1 Pity the fool 19 4 44
2 Wetback Wasted 20 3 58
3 TNT 19 3 50
3 Virginia Beer Pong Presents Big Mark and Reap 18 5 45
5 Boom Goes the Dynamite 18 2 80
5 Pretty Sneaky 18 3 55
7 Lions Among Men 18 2 61
7 Twist of Fate 18 2 52
9 Do it for the Fans 17 4 51
9 2 cold ass nigga’s named snoop 16 3 60
9 Kick Rocks Platinum 16 4 38
9 Elephant Eaters 14 5 26
13 Dragon Riders 17 3 57
13 Fanduelin 15 3 44
13 Grizzly Adams DID have a beard 14 7 22
13 the touch of death 13 5 36
17 Blitzkrieg 15 2 76
17 Stretch Armstrong 15 3 47
17 TD4W 14 3 37
17 White Gypsies 14 3 35
17 Pick Your Poison 14 4 57
17 Talk is Cheap 14 4 43
17 I’m gonna make it so dry for you 14 5 39
17 Happy Land 13 4 42
17 Ridin’ D’s Strokin’ 3’s 13 4 42
17 Whoops 13 4 37
17 The Shark & The Barracuda 13 4 23
17 Diamonds In The Dark 13 4 19
17 Southern Invasion 12 6 26
17 Slaughtering The Fat Kid 11 6 26
17 Fuckboys Presents: Blacked the Fuck Out 11 6 17
17 BoozinGear.com presents THHP 11 6 13
33 Day and Night 15 2 47
33 Fitz(s) 14 3 45
33 Long Island Ice Tea’s with Poindexter 13 3 46
33 Kick rocks Dynasty 13 4 40
33 Prophecy Belongs 12 4 36
33 Nothing But Bogeys 12 4 29
33 Team Berzerk 12 4 20
33 Fireballers 12 5 36
33 Random Hookup 12 5 28
33 Remember The Name 12 5 27
33 Pink Ranger Blackout Mission 12 5 22
33 Team 245 Imported 12 5 21
33 The Great White Cavalier 11 5 41
33 The wolfs of pongstreet 11 6 22
33 Bangarang Go Fuck Yourself 11 6 15
33 Killer instinct 10 6 38
49 Flawless Victory 13 3 46
49 Big Nasty ShoTime! 13 3 41
49 Twin Towers 12 4 34
49 Team Booty Smell Good Doe 12 4 25
49 Beer Pong Cracks 12 4 22
49 Take The Shot 12 4 15
49 Sex Sells 11 5 36
49 Straight Flexxin 11 5 19
49 Sin City Soldiers 11 5 18
49 J’s for Days 11 5 17
49 LET EM R.I.P. 10 6 28
49 Unfappable 10 7 33
49 soft cheese hard dick 10 7 20
49 Nice Party Chuck 10 7 2
49 Bitch Please, We’re From PG County 10 7 -2
49 R.B.P.L 9 8 9
65 Mile High Masters of BP 13 2 53
65 drippin’ in swagger juice 12 3 43
65 Southern Connection 12 3 36
65 BoozinGear.com presents: Fireball 12 3 36
65 Sheriff Feed 12 3 32
65 Now Or Never!!! 11 4 33
65 Molly Weed Blow Repeat 11 4 25
65 She said she was 18 11 4 24
65 Purple Cobras 11 4 21
65 The Greatest Show On Earth 10 5 24
65 TEAM POSADA 10 5 19
65 We Dem Barz 10 5 14
65 This One Is For Jesus 10 5 8
65 ILL Boys 10 5 0
65 Team Money Shot 10 6 8
65 SmyD 9 6 17
65 Game Changers 9 6 9
65 Dirty South 9 6 7
65 Nailing Cups Cuz We’re Hammered 9 6 6
65 Chunder Dragons 9 6 4
65 True Ninja 9 7 9
65 Puff Puff Pong 9 7 9
65 Steel City Pong 9 7 9
65 Boozingear.com Presents: Stealin cups like we’re in Ferguson 9 7 8
65 Red Owl Hooters 9 7 -4
65 GET WRECKED 8 8 18
65 We Met on Match.com 8 8 6
65 X squad 8 8 2
65 AKAK 8 8 2
65 Wu-Tang 8 8 0
65 GONE GAMBLE WIT IT 8 8 -3
65 Are We Here 8 8 -5
97 The Splash Brothers 11 3 12
97 Tread Lightly 10 4 23
97 Justin Cider Gloria Stits 10 4 18
97 All We Do Is Climb Mountains 9 5 21
97 #DirtySlutMagik 9 5 17
97 Coat Hanger Assassins 9 5 12
97 Liver Let Die 9 5 11
97 Smang it 9 5 10
97 A N O SHOW 9 5 10
97 Beer View Mirrors 9 6 0
97 Designated Domination 8 6 19
97 Showtime 8 6 16
97 Blunt Smokin Beaners 8 6 15
97 Beer No Evil 8 6 13
97 Boyer Brothers 8 6 12
97 Silence Them Haters 8 6 10
97 The Titans 8 6 4
97 IN MI Zone 8 6 3
97 Alchoballics 8 6 -1
97 Team Shitty City Nippers Co 8 7 10
97 Brew Crew 8 7 10
97 Splash Brothers 8 7 8
97 Team Z 8 7 8
97 Cosmic Pulse 8 7 3
97 These Hoes ain’t loyal 8 7 0
97 Get In There 8 7 -5
97 Sea Quest 8 7 -12
97 May I suggest the sausage 8 7 -19
97 LV Elite 7 8 0
97 Man Bear Pig 7 8 -3
97 My balls your cup 7 8 -7
97 Ballzee Tapias 7 8 -12
129 Super Pong Bros. 8 5 6
129 SLC’S FINEST 8 5 4
129 ASD THE ITALIAN SHOOTERS 8 5 3
129 Epic Fail 8 5 -4
129 Hit me with those laser beams 7 6 15
129 No Ragrets 7 6 9
129 She’s got it [KR] 7 6 8
129 Beauty and the Thumbless Beast 7 6 8
129 U Dub West 7 6 8
129 Sugar Balls 7 6 8
129 Its Nasty Time 7 6 6
129 Charlo for President 7 6 5
129 Troll Patrol 7 6 4
129 UPL 7 6 2
129 Hinkle Daris 7 6 2
129 Better Late Then Pregnant #TheAvenue 7 6 1
129 Erika and Nicole 7 6 1
129 Cup Bangerz 7 6 0
129 M.B.C. 7 6 -2
129 Eastern Shore Boys 7 6 -6
129 Biggie Smalls 7 6 -7
129 Prestige Worldwide 7 6 -10
129 FergusonPD 6 7 6
129 Long Hair Dont Care 6 7 5
129 Team Hangover 6 7 4
129 Forever Young 6 7 1
129 Cloud 9 6 7 -1
129 Jaegermeister 6 7 -2
129 not that good 6 7 -5
129 All white NO hype 6 7 -8
129 More Cheese 6 7 -10
129 Two Bros One Cup 6 7 -11
161 Ice Road Chuckers 6 6 -6
162 Fireside Fury 6 6 -8
162 Monsters INC 6 6 -8
164 Get in Your Home Ball 6 6 -10
165 kings563 6 6 -11
166 Vols Deep 6 6 -15
167 NW SAVAGES 5 7 6
168 Pop a molly, I’m Blazin Woop 5 7 3
169 drunkfest heros 5 7 -1
169 LIKE A BOMB 5 7 -1
171 Bring Ya Lunch 5 7 -2
172 Kill two Cup with one ball 5 7 -3
172 Swamp Donkeys 5 7 -3
172 Cowbell Fever 5 7 -3
175 Chosen Few 5 7 -5
175 You Already Know 5 7 -5
175 MOTOWN111 5 7 -5
178 Luxembeergers 5 7 -6
179 Hung Jury 5 7 -7
180 Xterminators 5 7 -8
180 Fuhrer Wholesale 5 7 -8
182 Cali King Beasts 5 7 -9
183 SwOosh 5 7 -10
184 Nictoriously Viktorious 5 7 -11
185 Beer drinkers & Hell raisers 5 7 -12
185 Fate Is For Assholes 5 7 -12
187 Touch Your Butt 5 7 -14
187 Beer Pressure 5 7 -14
189 Janksters Anonymous 5 7 -15
190 The Hungover Games 5 7 -19
190 hungry hippos 5 7 -19
192 S.C. Haamlip 5 7 -22
193 MUffiN StUFFERs 5 7 -23
194 DADS Clan 4 8 -2
195 Suited Up 4 8 -3
196 Five Finger Death Cup 4 8 -5
196 Fuckboys presents: God Bless the Dead 4 8 -5
198 the drinker 4 8 -11
198 #Showoffs 4 8 -11
200 Show Us Your Rack 4 8 -12
200 Perfect Strangers 4 8 -12
202 Balls In Your Face 4 8 -13
203 Peg City B’s 4 8 -14
203 oil and water 4 8 -14
205 Balls Plopped Menacingly on a Table, Inc. 4 8 -15
205 You Can’t Sit With Us 4 8 -15
207 Eggroll & Waffles 4 8 -16
207 The Beer Pongowski 4 8 -16
207 The Big Red Machine 4 8 -16
207 Alpha Q 4 8 -16
207 Beer Pong: it’s now or never 4 8 -16
212 BeerNado 4 8 -17
213 BPFJ 4 8 -18
213 cumn from behind 4 8 -18
213 Durty Gurls 4 8 -18
216 THE CONFEDERATES 4 8 -19
217 Team E.V.I.L. 4 8 -20
218 Vicious And Delicious 2.0 4 8 -23
219 A&M 4 8 -24
220 Jason & Jukes 4 8 -29
221 Blue Barracudas 3 9 -7
222 Sex Panther 3 9 -8
223 James and the Giant Puch 3 9 -10
224 Good Cop, Bad Cop 3 9 -14
225 No Flex Zone 3 9 -20
225 A Gentleman and a Scholar 3 9 -20
227 King Pong 3 9 -21
228 Zoltan 3 9 -22
228 Tallanasty 3 9 -22
228 Monsieur 3 9 -22
228 Double D’s 3 9 -22
228 Steagles 3 9 -22
233 Gimmeurchonies 3 9 -25
234 Brew Tang Clan 3 9 -26
235 Ash2 3 9 -29
235 Team 245 Domestic 3 9 -29
235 Canada-Cali Connection 3 9 -29
238 No Fuckin ’til Vegas 3 9 -31
238 Team Bhapp 3 9 -31
240 Flip the table 3 9 -33
241 Ferda Boyz – DTF 3 9 -34
242 Los Parranderos 3 9 -39
243 Jager Bombers 2 10 -6
244 The Hammer 2 10 -18
245 Slap N’ Tickle 2 10 -19
245 Windsor JAW 2 10 -19
247 The Erect Walrus Club 2 10 -21
248 Excalibur’s Edge 2 10 -22
249 We Both Got A Hall Pass 2 10 -23
250 The Center Cuppers 2 10 -24
251 Warehouse50 2 10 -26
251 Sticks ‘n Stones CornDawgs 2 10 -26
253 Mack & Maguth 2 10 -27
254 2 Balls deep 2 10 -28
254 suck it lebron 2 10 -28
256 Straight Garbage 2 10 -30
256 The Br0cean 2 10 -30
256 NAKA & RAINMAN 2 10 -30
256 Prairie Fire 2 10 -30
256 Flembroff 2 10 -30
261 Suicide Kings 2 10 -32
262 Team Steak 2 10 -33
263 Wooglin 2 10 -34
264 Pussy Generals 2 10 -38
264 Pong Bay 2 10 -38
264 The Montana Mulisha 2 10 -38
267 Tom and Nick 2 10 -42
268 Campones De Aire Pong 2 10 -43
269 The Knights of the Pong Table 1 11 -19
270 The Double D’s 1 11 -23
271 Finger Puppet Mafia 1 11 -38
272 Cheese 1 11 -40
273 I dedicate this team to Matt Phillips 1 11 -41
273 PongBurgundy 1 11 -41
275 Junglist Soldiers 1 11 -42
275 Where My Pitches At 1 11 -42
277 Smoked Chedda and Beans 1 11 -43
278 Dapper Machines 2.0 1 11 -44
279 Minimum Height Requirement 1 11 -47
279 Pong All Day Long 1 11 -47
281 The Eh-Team 1 11 -49
282 Balls & Shafts 0 12 -32
283 Cutting Edge 0 12 -36
283 Team AwesomlyAkward 0 12 -36
283 2 Guys Sinking 10 Cups 0 12 -36
283 Team FarMor 0 12 -36
283 P.T.P. 0 12 -36
283 Molly Jane Molly Whopper 0 12 -36
283 Cowboy Butts Drive Me Nuts 0 12 -36
283 The Wizard and the Kid 0 12 -36
291 Business Men 0 12 -37
292 Flight_Krew 0 12 -40
293 Fighting Zoidbergs 0 12 -47
294 Suk It 0 12 -55

WSOBP X Day 2 Standings

Preliminary play at The WSOBP X wrapped up yesterday (January 3rd) and 160 teams remain in the running for the $50,000 grand prize that will be awarded at the conclusion of today’s games.  Check the official WSOBP X Day 2 Standings below to see if your favorite players are still in the running.

 

Rank Team Name Wins Losses Cup Dif
1 Blitzkrieg 12 0 65
2 Boom Goes the Dynamite 12 0 60
3 Dragon Riders 12 0 57
4 Mile High Masters of BP 12 0 50
5 Twist of Fate 12 0 45
6 Lions Among Men 12 0 41
7 Day and Night 12 0 39
8 2 cold ass nigga’s named snoop 11 1 51
9 Long Island Ice Tea’s with Poindexter 11 1 49
10 drippin’ in swagger juice 11 1 47
11 Flawless Victory 11 1 45
12 Do it for the Fans 11 1 41
13 Stretch Armstrong 11 1 40
14 Wetback Wasted 11 1 40
15 Fanduelin 11 1 39
16 Southern Connection 11 1 39
17 Pretty Sneaky 11 1 38
18 Fitz(s) 11 1 37
19 BoozinGear.com presents: Fireball 11 1 37
20 Big Nasty ShoTime! 11 1 36
21 Sheriff Feed 11 1 34
22 TNT 11 1 32
23 Kick Rocks Platinum 11 1 32
24 TD4W 11 1 30
25 White Gypsies 11 1 25
26 The Splash Brothers 11 1 18
27 Pick Your Poison 10 2 58
28 Kick rocks Dynasty 10 2 40
29 Talk is Cheap 10 2 40
30 Twin Towers 10 2 35
31 Happy Land 10 2 34
32 Now Or Never!!! 10 2 33
33 Virginia Beer Pong Presents Big Mark and Reap 10 2 33
34 Molly Weed Blow Repeat 10 2 32
35 Whoops 10 2 30
36 Nothing But Bogeys 10 2 30
37 Ridin’ D’s Strokin’ 3’s 10 2 30
38 Prophecy Belongs 10 2 29
39 She said she was 18 10 2 29
40 Team Booty Smell Good Doe 10 2 27
41 Tread Lightly 10 2 27
42 Beer Pong Cracks 10 2 26
43 Purple Cobras 10 2 24
44 Justin Cider Gloria Stits 10 2 23
45 Team Berzerk 10 2 21
46 Diamonds In The Dark 10 2 21
47 The Shark & The Barracuda 10 2 20
48 Take The Shot 10 2 16
49 The Great White Cavalier 9 3 37
50 Sex Sells 9 3 37
51 Fireballers 9 3 33
52 the touch of death 9 3 31
53 Remember The Name 9 3 29
54 All We Do Is Climb Mountains 9 3 26
55 I’m gonna make it so dry for you 9 3 26
56 The Greatest Show On Earth 9 3 26
57 We Dem Barz 9 3 23
58 Elephant Eaters 9 3 23
59 Straight Flexxin 9 3 23
60 #DirtySlutMagik 9 3 23
61 A N O SHOW 9 3 21
62 TEAM POSADA 9 3 21
63 Random Hookup 9 3 21
64 J’s for Days 9 3 20
65 Team 245 Imported 9 3 20
66 Coat Hanger Assassins 9 3 18
67 Pink Ranger Blackout Mission 9 3 18
68 Pity the fool 9 3 17
69 Sin City Soldiers 9 3 16
70 Liver Let Die 9 3 14
71 This One Is For Jesus 9 3 14
72 Smang it 9 3 14
73 ILL Boys 9 3 4
74 Killer instinct 8 4 30
75 Slaughtering The Fat Kid 8 4 26
76 Showtime 8 4 22
77 Designated Domination 8 4 22
78 LET EM R.I.P. 8 4 21
79 SmyD 8 4 21
80 Silence Them Haters 8 4 20
81 Southern Invasion 8 4 19
82 Blunt Smokin Beaners 8 4 18
83 Boyer Brothers 8 4 18
84 Beer No Evil 8 4 18
85 Fuckboys Presents: Blacked the Fuck Out 8 4 16
86 Bangarang Go Fuck Yourself 8 4 16
87 Game Changers 8 4 15
88 Grizzly Adams DID have a beard 8 4 15
89 The wolfs of pongstreet 8 4 14
90 BoozinGear.com presents THHP 8 4 12
91 Nailing Cups Cuz We’re Hammered 8 4 12
92 Dirty South 8 4 11
93 The Titans 8 4 10
94 IN MI Zone 8 4 10
95 Chunder Dragons 8 4 10
96 Alchoballics 8 4 8
97 SLC’S FINEST 8 4 8
98 Super Pong Bros. 8 4 7
99 Team Money Shot 8 4 7
100 ASD THE ITALIAN SHOOTERS 8 4 6
101 Beer View Mirrors 8 4 5
102 Epic Fail 8 4 -2
103 Unfappable 7 5 21
104 Splash Brothers 7 5 18
105 soft cheese hard dick 7 5 18
106 Hit me with those laser beams 7 5 17
107 Team Shitty City Nippers Co 7 5 15
108 No Ragrets 7 5 13
109 Beauty and the Thumbless Beast 7 5 13
110 U Dub West 7 5 12
111 Sugar Balls 7 5 11
112 Team Z 7 5 11
113 True Ninja 7 5 11
114 Brew Crew 7 5 11
115 Its Nasty Time 7 5 10
116 Steel City Pong 7 5 9
117 She’s got it [KR] 7 5 9
118 Charlo for President 7 5 8
119 UPL 7 5 7
120 Troll Patrol 7 5 7
121 Puff Puff Pong 7 5 6
122 Cosmic Pulse 7 5 6
123 Boozingear.com Presents: Stealin cups like we’re in Ferguson 7 5 6
124 Better Late Then Pregnant #TheAvenue 7 5 5
125 Nice Party Chuck 7 5 4
126 Cup Bangerz 7 5 3
127 Hinkle Daris 7 5 3
128 Get In There 7 5 2
129 Erika and Nicole 7 5 2
130 Bitch Please, We’re From PG County 7 5 1
131 These Hoes ain’t loyal 7 5 0
132 M.B.C. 7 5 -1
133 Red Owl Hooters 7 5 -1
134 Biggie Smalls 7 5 -3
135 Eastern Shore Boys 7 5 -4
136 Prestige Worldwide 7 5 -5
137 Sea Quest 7 5 -10
138 May I suggest the sausage 7 5 -13
139 GET WRECKED 6 6 14
140 R.B.P.L 6 6 8
141 Long Hair Dont Care 6 6 8
142 LV Elite 6 6 8
143 Forever Young 6 6 7
144 FergusonPD 6 6 7
145 Team Hangover 6 6 6
146 AKAK 6 6 3
147 X squad 6 6 2
148 Wu-Tang 6 6 2
149 We Met on Match.com 6 6 2
150 Cloud 9 6 6 1
151 Man Bear Pig 6 6 0
152 not that good 6 6 0
153 Jaegermeister 6 6 -1
154 Two Bros One Cup 6 6 -2
155 My balls your cup 6 6 -3
156 All white NO hype 6 6 -5
157 Are We Here 6 6 -5
158 More Cheese 6 6 -5
159 Ballzee Tapias 6 6 -7
160 GONE GAMBLE WIT IT 6 6 -7
161 Ice Road Chuckers 6 6 -6
162 Fireside Fury 6 6 -8
162 Monsters INC 6 6 -8
164 Get in Your Home Ball 6 6 -10
165 kings563 6 6 -11
166 Vols Deep 6 6 -15
167 NW SAVAGES 5 7 6
168 Pop a molly, I’m Blazin Woop 5 7 3
169 LIKE A BOMB 5 7 -1
169 drunkfest heros 5 7 -1
171 Bring Ya Lunch 5 7 -2
172 Swamp Donkeys 5 7 -3
172 Kill two Cup with one ball 5 7 -3
172 Cowbell Fever 5 7 -3
175 Chosen Few 5 7 -5
175 You Already Know 5 7 -5
175 MOTOWN111 5 7 -5
178 Luxembeergers 5 7 -6
179 Hung Jury 5 7 -7
180 Xterminators 5 7 -8
180 Fuhrer Wholesale 5 7 -8
182 Cali King Beasts 5 7 -9
183 SwOosh 5 7 -10
184 Nictoriously Viktorious 5 7 -11
185 Beer drinkers & Hell raisers 5 7 -12
185 Fate Is For Assholes 5 7 -12
187 Beer Pressure 5 7 -14
187 Touch Your Butt 5 7 -14
189 Janksters Anonymous 5 7 -15
190 The Hungover Games 5 7 -19
190 hungry hippos 5 7 -19
192 S.C. Haamlip 5 7 -22
193 MUffiN StUFFERs 5 7 -23
194 DADS Clan 4 8 -2
195 Suited Up 4 8 -3
196 Fuckboys presents: God Bless the Dead 4 8 -5
196 Five Finger Death Cup 4 8 -5
198 #Showoffs 4 8 -11
198 the drinker 4 8 -11
200 Perfect Strangers 4 8 -12
200 Show Us Your Rack 4 8 -12
202 Balls In Your Face 4 8 -13
203 oil and water 4 8 -14
203 Peg City B’s 4 8 -14
205 You Can’t Sit With Us 4 8 -15
205 Balls Plopped Menacingly on a Table, Inc. 4 8 -15
207 Eggroll & Waffles 4 8 -16
207 The Beer Pongowski 4 8 -16
207 The Big Red Machine 4 8 -16
207 Alpha Q 4 8 -16
207 Beer Pong: it’s now or never 4 8 -16
212 BeerNado 4 8 -17
213 BPFJ 4 8 -18
213 cumn from behind 4 8 -18
213 Durty Gurls 4 8 -18
216 THE CONFEDERATES 4 8 -19
217 Team E.V.I.L. 4 8 -20
218 Vicious And Delicious 2.0 4 8 -23
219 A&M 4 8 -24
220 Jason & Jukes 4 8 -29
221 Blue Barracudas 3 9 -7
222 Sex Panther 3 9 -8
223 James and the Giant Puch 3 9 -10
224 Good Cop, Bad Cop 3 9 -14
225 A Gentleman and a Scholar 3 9 -20
225 No Flex Zone 3 9 -20
227 King Pong 3 9 -21
228 Zoltan 3 9 -22
228 Tallanasty 3 9 -22
228 Monsieur 3 9 -22
228 Steagles 3 9 -22
228 Double D’s 3 9 -22
233 Gimmeurchonies 3 9 -25
234 Brew Tang Clan 3 9 -26
235 Canada-Cali Connection 3 9 -29
235 Ash2 3 9 -29
235 Team 245 Domestic 3 9 -29
238 Team Bhapp 3 9 -31
238 No Fuckin ’til Vegas 3 9 -31
240 Flip the table 3 9 -33
241 Ferda Boyz – DTF 3 9 -34
242 Los Parranderos 3 9 -39
243 Jager Bombers 2 10 -6
244 The Hammer 2 10 -18
245 Slap N’ Tickle 2 10 -19
245 Windsor JAW 2 10 -19
247 The Erect Walrus Club 2 10 -21
248 Excalibur’s Edge 2 10 -22
249 We Both Got A Hall Pass 2 10 -23
250 The Center Cuppers 2 10 -24
251 Warehouse50 2 10 -26
251 Sticks ‘n Stones CornDawgs 2 10 -26
253 Mack & Maguth 2 10 -27
254 2 Balls deep 2 10 -28
254 suck it lebron 2 10 -28
256 Straight Garbage 2 10 -30
256 The Br0cean 2 10 -30
256 NAKA & RAINMAN 2 10 -30
256 Prairie Fire 2 10 -30
256 Flembroff 2 10 -30
261 Suicide Kings 2 10 -32
262 Team Steak 2 10 -33
263 Wooglin 2 10 -34
264 Pussy Generals 2 10 -38
264 Pong Bay 2 10 -38
264 The Montana Mulisha 2 10 -38
267 Tom and Nick 2 10 -42
268 Campones De Aire Pong 2 10 -43
269 The Knights of the Pong Table 1 11 -19
270 The Double D’s 1 11 -23
271 Finger Puppet Mafia 1 11 -38
272 Cheese 1 11 -40
273 I dedicate this team to Matt Phillips 1 11 -41
273 PongBurgundy 1 11 -41
275 Junglist Soldiers 1 11 -42
275 Where My Pitches At 1 11 -42
277 Smoked Chedda and Beans 1 11 -43
278 Dapper Machines 2.0 1 11 -44
279 Minimum Height Requirement 1 11 -47
279 Pong All Day Long 1 11 -47
281 The Eh-Team 1 11 -49
282 Balls & Shafts 0 12 -32
283 Cutting Edge 0 12 -36
283 Team AwesomlyAkward 0 12 -36
283 2 Guys Sinking 10 Cups 0 12 -36
283 Team FarMor 0 12 -36
283 P.T.P. 0 12 -36
283 Molly Jane Molly Whopper 0 12 -36
283 Cowboy Butts Drive Me Nuts 0 12 -36
283 The Wizard and the Kid 0 12 -36
291 Business Men 0 12 -37
292 Flight_Krew 0 12 -40
293 Fighting Zoidbergs 0 12 -47
294 Suk It 0 12 -55

 

WSOBP X Day 1 Standings

WSOBP X Day 1 Standings
ID Rank Team Name Wins Losses Cup Dif
-1 1 Blitzkrieg 6 0 32
-1 1 Dragon Riders 6 0 32
-1 3 Long Island Ice Tea’s with Poindexter 6 0 30
-1 4 Boom Goes the Dynamite 6 0 29
-1 5 Virginia Beer Pong Presents Big Mark and Reap 6 0 28
-1 5 Fanduelin 6 0 28
-1 7 Flawless Victory 6 0 27
-1 7 Mile High Masters of BP 6 0 27
-1 7 Southern Connection 6 0 27
-1 10 The Greatest Show On Earth 6 0 25
-1 11 Tread Lightly 6 0 23
-1 11 Kick rocks Dynasty 6 0 23
-1 11 All We Do Is Climb Mountains 6 0 23
-1 14 Stretch Armstrong 6 0 22
-1 15 Lions Among Men 6 0 20
-1 15 Day and Night 6 0 20
-1 15 BoozinGear.com presents: Fireball 6 0 20
-1 18 Twist of Fate 6 0 19
-1 19 TD4W 6 0 18
-1 20 Now Or Never!!! 6 0 17
-1 21 This One Is For Jesus 6 0 14
-1 22 White Gypsies 6 0 13
-1 23 The Shark & The Barracuda 5 0 13
-1 24 The Great White Cavalier 5 1 27
-1 25 Wetback Wasted 5 1 22
-1 26 Pretty Sneaky 5 1 19
-1 26 Slaughtering The Fat Kid 5 1 19
-1 26 Nothing But Bogeys 5 1 19
-1 26 Fitz(s) 5 1 19
-1 26 drippin’ in swagger juice 5 1 19
-1 26 Happy Land 5 1 19
-1 26 Ridin’ D’s Strokin’ 3’s 5 1 19
-1 33 Molly Weed Blow Repeat 5 1 18
-1 34 Designated Domination 5 1 17
-1 34 Prophecy Belongs 5 1 17
-1 34 Liver Let Die 5 1 17
-1 37 Team Booty Smell Good Doe 5 1 16
-1 38 Grizzly Adams DID have a beard 5 1 15
-1 38 2 cold ass nigga’s named snoop 5 1 15
-1 38 Cosmic Pulse 5 1 15
-1 38 Whoops 5 1 15
-1 38 Team Hangover 5 1 15
-1 38 Do it for the Fans 5 1 15
-1 44 Purple Cobras 5 1 14
-1 44 Justin Cider Gloria Stits 5 1 14
-1 44 Splash Brothers 5 1 14
-1 47 Beer Pong Cracks 5 1 13
-1 47 Sheriff Feed 5 1 13
-1 47 Elephant Eaters 5 1 13
-1 47 Big Nasty ShoTime! 5 1 13
-1 51 Fuckboys Presents: Blacked the Fuck Out 5 1 12
-1 52 Cloud 9 5 1 11
-1 52 #DirtySlutMagik 5 1 11
-1 54 Kick Rocks Platinum 5 1 10
-1 54 Pink Ranger Blackout Mission 5 1 10
-1 54 Its Nasty Time 5 1 10
-1 54 not that good 5 1 10
-1 58 Erika and Nicole 5 1 9
-1 58 Take The Shot 5 1 9
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‘Twas the Week Before The WSOBP X…

While many are celebrating the night before Christmas, here at BPONG we are celebrating the week before The WSOBP X.  For those counting down with us, here is a twist on the classic ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas.”  Enjoy!

 

'Twas the Week before WSOBP X cover photo

 

’Twas the Week before The WSOBP X…

‘Twas the week before The World Series of Beer Pong

When all through the Las Vegas strip,

Every beer ponging creature had been practicing,

And reading up on every BPONG toss tip;

The little white balls were disinfected with care,

In hopes that no nasty ass germs would be found there;

The distraction costumes laid out across the feet of their beds,

As visions of BPONG models holding pitchers danced in their heads;

And the BPONGing lady competitors were getting excited, too,

If they won the $50k, whatever with the money shall they do?!

The BPONG tables lined up sparkling, having just been scoured clean,

The racks hold BPONG cups neatly, this competition will be mean;

The Riviera maids cleaned the rooms and folded down the sheets,

They are BPONG elves helping make the stay a special treat;

The amazing WSOBP X DJ has handpicked the best party tunes,

We’ve all been waiting for this moment for many a Blue Moons;

Side events for girls only, guys only, too,

Screw it, let’s play house rules out of the blue;

While New Years Eve magic blankets the Las Vegas Strip,

And the countdown clock ticks as the strong liquor drips;

The men put on their ties and women slide into dresses,

As we say goodbye to the year and goodbye to our stresses;

Assuming we survive the debauchery the strip offers us,

We’ll have game faces ready as we arrive at The WSOBP X fuss;

Our fresh player wristbands will be gross in no time,

As we wear them for days, you won’t hear us whine;

Excited for our schedules, to see who we will play,

Crossing fingers for a VIP drink package to brighten up our day;

After a year of waiting, we’re thrilled The WSOBP X has arrived,

We plan on whooping ass, that $50k is ours, our team is on fire!

The announcer voice booms through the halls, players running amuck,

“Merry World Series of Beer Pong to all! And to all the best of luck!”

The WSOBP X Official Team List

Check out all of the teams and players that will be competing at this year’s World Series of Beer Pong X, January 1-5 at the Riviera Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas.*  Who do you think will be crowned this year’s World Champion of Beer Pong, walking away with ultimate bragging rights and a cool $50k?
(*Team listing is as of 12-23-2014.)

TEAM NAME FIRST NAME LAST NAME
#DirtySlutMagik Allie Stevenson
#DirtySlutMagik Tyler Spencer
#Showoffs Kevin McClendon
#Showoffs Matt Hicks
2 Balls deep Tommy Conatser
2 Balls deep william conatser
2 cold ass nigga’s named snoop Roland Yell
2 cold ass nigga’s named snoop Nicholas Trupiano
A Gentleman and a Scholar Daniel Thomas
A Gentleman and a Scholar jeffrey richardson
A N O SHOW Andrew Pichardo
A N O SHOW Oskar Sandoval
A&M Anthony Piazza
A&M Miguel Gonzalez
AKAK Alphonse Marcello
AKAK Paris Yaffe
Alchoballics Chad Williams
Alchoballics Tyler Evans
All We Do Is Climb Mountains Charles Gerber
All We Do Is Climb Mountains Joseph Williams
Alpha Q Ryan Avery
Alpha Q Tyler Pilgrim
Are We Here adam menta
Are We Here Jesse Peterson
ASD THE ITALIAN SHOOTERS GianMarco Gallucci
ASD THE ITALIAN SHOOTERS Marco Piras
Ash2 Ashley Franke
Ash2 Ashlyn Tendler
Balls & Shafts Alex Smith
Balls & Shafts Ryan Cabrera
Balls In Your Face Abi Wright
Balls In Your Face Kevin “Mestre” Zacaula
Balls Plopped Menacingly on a Table, Inc. Jeffrey Honeychurch
Balls Plopped Menacingly on a Table, Inc. Matthew Honeychurch
Ballzee Tapias Allan Tapia
Ballzee Tapias Mario Tapia
Bangarang Go Fuck Yourself Floyd Galloway
Bangarang Go Fuck Yourself Matthew Hoag
Beer drinkers & Hell raisers richard sandoval
Beer drinkers & Hell raisers Zach Holdaway
Beer No Evil Jason Scherr
Beer No Evil Pete Martinez
Beer Pong Cracks Clemens Foerg
Beer Pong Cracks Fabian Raphael Held
Beer Pong: it’s now or never nicolas dalbin
Beer Pong: it’s now or never Vian Bui
Beer Pressure Daniel Johnson
Beer Pressure Joshua Strack
Beer View Mirrors Josh Cain
Beer View Mirrors Matthew Morrison
Beernado Joseph Napoli
Beernado Justin Morford
Better Late Then Pregnant #TheAvenue Jay Taylor
Better Late Then Pregnant #TheAvenue Shawn Mitchell
Big Nasty ShoTime! David Eisele
Big Nasty ShoTime! Terry Cline
Biggie Smalls Kimberly Breen
Biggie Smalls Nathaniel Timberlake
Bitch Please, We’re From PG County Andressa Wainwright
Bitch Please, We’re From PG County Kenny Jennings
Blitzkrieg Brandon Marx
Blitzkrieg kevin kessler
Blue Barracudas Cody Madsen
Blue Barracudas Matt Thompson
Blunt Smokin Beaners Christian cortes
Blunt Smokin Beaners OSCAR VILLASENOR
Boom Goes the Dynamite Michael Gramer
Boom Goes the Dynamite Ryan Rossell
BoozinGear.com presents THHP brandon juracek
BoozinGear.com presents THHP Jeff Eichelberger
BoozinGear.com presents: Fireball Brendan Dyelle
BoozinGear.com presents: Fireball Brian Osborn
Boyer Brothers Cody Boyer
Boyer Brothers Cory Boyer
BPFJ Iguchi Shuuichi
BPFJ Nakano Tomokazu
Brew Crew Cody Lachapelle
Brew Crew Taylor Lamothe
Bring Ya Lunch Andrew Bruinsma
Bring Ya Lunch Eastin Johnson
Business Men Craig Jasinski
Business Men Mario DiMercurio
Cali King Beasts Michael Gonzalez
Cali King Beasts Ricardo Rubalcaba
Campones De Aire Pong Joe Banks
Campones De Aire Pong Quentin Jennings
Charlo for President Candi Squartsoff
Charlo for President Lisa Squartsoff
Cheese Chris Sponzo
Cheese Joshua Burke
Chosen Few Ivan Rubio Cruz
Chosen Few Jonathan Mendoza
Chunder Dragons Calum MacKay
Chunder Dragons Mitchell Adams
Cloud 9 Brandon Nolan
Cloud 9 Justin Nolan
Coat Hanger Assassins David Pascarella
Coat Hanger Assassins Nick carbonetto
Cosmic Pulse Dylan Leuck
Cosmic Pulse Richard Ponder
Cowbell Fever Ho Yeol Yi
Cowbell Fever Sunkung Choi
cumn from behind steven hawley
cumn from behind Billy Jo Andrews
Cup Bangerz Alton Morris
Cup Bangerz Dustin Morton
Cutting Edge Jessie Richardson
Cutting Edge Todd James
DADS Clan Brock Reich
DADS Clan Tyler Sparks
Day and Night Chris Johnson
Day and Night Jordan Olivares
Diamonds In The Dark Christopher Cross
Diamonds In The Dark Nicholas Fitzgerald
Dirty South Rob Bailey
Dirty South Taylor brunken
Do it for the Fans James Taylor
Do it for the Fans James Riebl
Dong and Thong Dexter Eng
Dong and Thong Sara Schuetz
Double D’s Daniel Brennan
Double D’s Deontai Price
drunkfest heros josh eager
drunkfest heros Glen Robitaille
Durty Gurls Hunter Crook
Durty Gurls Michael Center
Eastern Shore Boys Calvin west
Eastern Shore Boys James Stowe
Eggroll & Waffles Jay Ward
Eggroll & Waffles Matthew Cisneros
Epic Fail Anthony Quirion
Epic Fail Jonathan Mercier
Erika and Nicole Erika Newcomb
Erika and Nicole Nicole Evans
Excalibur’s Edge Joseph O’Connor
Excalibur’s Edge Mikol Muriel
Fanduelin Mark Pimentel
Fanduelin michael seivert
Fate Is For Assholes Gary Arman
Fate Is For Assholes Mike Caracciola
Ferda Boyz – DTF Brad Baranowski
Ferda Boyz – DTF Frankie Kohut
FergusonPD Erich Wisdom
FergusonPD Kyle Eakins
Fighting Zoidbergs Brian Deason
Fighting Zoidbergs Ian Kennedy
Finger Puppet Mafia Andrew Lewis
Finger Puppet Mafia chris Long
Fireballers Kurt Shores
Fireballers Touissaint Rhone
Fireside Fury Jessica Pastre
Fireside Fury Paul Iannucci
Fitz(s) Brian Fitzgerald
Fitz(s) Mark Fitzgerald
Five Finger Death Cup Ahmed Shalabi
Five Finger Death Cup John Crooks
Flawless Victory Nick Syrigos
Flawless Victory Ross Hampton
Flembroff Joshua Fleming
Flembroff Rob Hembroff
Flight_Krew Darren Criswell
Flight_Krew Jairo Rubio
Flip the table Adam Hicks
Flip the table Michael Palastro
Forever Young buddy young
Forever Young Roxanne Huewe
Fuckboys Presents: Blacked the Fuck Out Adriel Avila
Fuckboys Presents: Blacked the Fuck Out Thomas Hoistad
Fuckboys presents: God Bless the Dead Sean Ashe
Fuckboys presents: God Bless the Dead Trevor McMaster
Fuhrer Wholesale JOHN GLOECKL
Fuhrer Wholesale RYAN TEIERLE
Get in Your Home Ball Dave De Poto
Get in Your Home Ball Steve Wood
GET WRECKED richard germano
GET WRECKED sean devaynes
Gimmeurchonies Bobby Martinez
Gimmeurchonies Joe Fernandez
GONE GAMBLE WIT IT Andrew Jamieson
GONE GAMBLE WIT IT Eliot Browarsky
Good Cop, Bad Cop Edward Cho
Good Cop, Bad Cop Jason Wong
Happy Land Cody Juarez
Happy Land Robert Lewis
Hinkle Daris Brian Hinkle
Hinkle Daris Chris Daris
Hit me with those laser beams eddie caraza
Hit me with those laser beams Ryan Smith
Hung Jury Josh Fein
Hung Jury Logan Sliva
hungry hippos Robert Slavik jr
hungry hippos Jerrod Dauper
I dedicate this team to Matt Phillips Christopher Benedict
I dedicate this team to Matt Phillips Eric Finkelstein
Ice Road Chuckers Matthew Russell
Ice Road Chuckers Stephen Giovanetto
ILL Boys Anthony Suarez
ILL Boys Travis Terrell
I’m gonna make it so dry for you Dave Erickson
I’m gonna make it so dry for you Joshua Rahall
IN MI Zone Jonathan Marczak
IN MI Zone Paul Dausman
Its Nasty Time Justin Kosta
Its Nasty Time Nicklaus Norman
Jaegermeister Jerry Kelly
Jaegermeister Nicholas Rosemarino
Jager Bombers Brandon Rabon
Jager Bombers Josh Boyce
James and the Giant Puch James Malone
James and the Giant Puch Michael Puchowski
Janksters Anonymous James Roach
Janksters Anonymous Zakary Corsi
Jason & Jukes Jason Dantona
Jason & Jukes Jure Jukic
J’s for Days Jonathan Perez
J’s for Days Jordon LeJeune
Junglist Soldiers Dean Holt
Junglist Soldiers Paul Champkins
Justin Cider Gloria Stits Amy Awrey
Justin Cider Gloria Stits Robert Awrey
Kick rocks Dynasty Justin Spurrier
Kick rocks Dynasty mike wan
Kill two Cup with one ball Kenneth Tso Kit Keung
Kill two Cup with one ball Michael Adams
Killer instinct Ramon Rivera
Killer instinct todd felder
kings563 jose salas
kings563 chris wiegand
LET EM R.I.P. Cameron Johnson
LET EM R.I.P. Tyler Davis
LIKE A BOMB GABRIELE ANFOSSO
LIKE A BOMB NICOLA SCIORTINO
Lions Among Men Hunter Kelly
Lions Among Men Zach Massa
Liver Let Die Anish Patel
Liver Let Die Matthew Quinlan
Long Hair Dont Care Joseph STAMPER
Long Hair Dont Care skyler saltern
Long Island Ice Tea’s with Poindexter Edan Hemphill
Long Island Ice Tea’s with Poindexter TYLER HOLT
Los Parranderos Luis Vega
Los Parranderos Paul Navarro
Luxembeergers Gareth Peters
Luxembeergers Richard Grundy
Mack & Maguth Ian Mack
Mack & Maguth Jonathan Maguth
Man Bear Pig Dominick Catinella
Man Bear Pig Jon Ongstad
May I suggest the sausage Jeff Willet
May I suggest the sausage Michael Curtis
Minimum Height Requirement Johnny Jackson
Minimum Height Requirement Ricky Gonzales
Monsieur jean-philippe ouellet
Monsieur Olivier Tanguay
Monsters INC joseph hocaloski
Monsters INC nemanja miskin
More Cheese Ashlee Daoust
More Cheese Dylan Parker-Roach
MOTOWN111 Ben Arave
MOTOWN111 Joe Delgado
My balls your cup David Lopez
My balls your cup Richard Jess
Nailing Cups Cuz We’re Hammered Eric Held
Nailing Cups Cuz We’re Hammered Mike McGrath
NAKA & RAINMAN Daniel Nakagawa
NAKA & RAINMAN Mike Sullivan
Nice Party Chuck Leland Harris
Nice Party Chuck Tyler Rogge
Nictoriously Viktorious Nicollette Saucier
Nictoriously Viktorious Vikram Bhattal
No Flex Zone Ashley Braa
No Flex Zone Vanessa Roehm
No Fuckin ’til Vegas Julie Gower
No Fuckin ’til Vegas Thomas Raby
No Ragrets Christopher Arrigo
No Ragrets Victor Rodriguez
not that good jamie gomez
not that good chris camacho
Now Or Never!!! Andrew Breech
Now Or Never!!! Luis Ochoa
NW SAVAGES CORY BLAKE
NW SAVAGES JEFF GOODALL
OuT FoR VENGEANCE Deep Chakrabarty
OuT FoR VENGEANCE joseph R. giammarino
P.T.P. Joe Nuss
P.T.P. Michael Cavataio
Peg City B’s Megan Swain
Peg City B’s Robin Bezys
Pick Your Poison Brad Mosdell
Pick Your Poison Michael Popielarski
Pink Ranger Blackout Mission Dane Ellis
Pink Ranger Blackout Mission Matthew White
Pity the fool Kris Fraser
Pity the fool Michael Vitiello
Pong All Day Long Cody Eastlick
Pong All Day Long Michael Duke
Pong Bay Eric Edwards
Pong Bay Matthew Geib
Pop a molly, I’m Blazin Woop jimmy glenn
Pop a molly, I’m Blazin Woop Luis Arevalo
Prairie Fire Justin Swain
Prairie Fire Micheal Frank
Prestige Worldwide Luke Norman
Prestige Worldwide Ryan Renaud
Pretty Sneaky Branden Moyle
Pretty Sneaky Casey Costa
Prophecy Belongs Cody Ryan
Prophecy Belongs Rob Dix
Puff Puff Pong Brandi Wrathall
Puff Puff Pong Ethan Wald
Purple Cobras Brendan Scalley
Purple Cobras Edwin Nieves
Pussy Generals Justin Foster
Pussy Generals khris tuck
R.B.P.L John Runkle
R.B.P.L ROBERT NELSON
Random Hookup Chris Gracia
Random Hookup Trevor Banks
Red Owl Hooters Austin Keffeler
Red Owl Hooters Blake Smiley
Remember The Name Kenneth Jennings
Remember The Name Paul Bashaw
Ridin’ D’s Strokin’ 3’s daniel fox
Ridin’ D’s Strokin’ 3’s Pat Mcglynn
S.C. Haamlip Stef van den Brandt
S.C. Haamlip Tom Willemssen
Scrub A Dub Will Cox
Scrub A Dub Zachary Scott
Sea Quest Rodrigo Gorbet
Sea Quest Troy Cairns
Sex Panther Richard Herr
Sex Panther Tara Herr
Sex Sells Corey Sandoval
Sex Sells Dan Smith
She said she was 18 Kristopher Nelson
She said she was 18 Noel Amador
Sheriff Feed Randy Mowen
Sheriff Feed TJ Robinson
She’s got it [KR] stephanie clark
She’s got it [KR] thomas fitch
Show Us Your Rack Roger Wiltse
Show Us Your Rack Travis Bickford
Showtime Cody Fetchik
Showtime Jordan Olszewski
Silence Them Haters Dylan Partridge
Silence Them Haters Taylor` Allen
Sin City Soldiers Alex Konya
Sin City Soldiers Jason Cordero
Slap N’ Tickle Gabriella Juhos
Slap N’ Tickle TIM O’BOYLE
Slaughtering The Fat Kid Jeremy Hughes
Slaughtering The Fat Kid Michael Orr
SLC’S FINEST Ryan Perrine
SLC’S FINEST Tysan Rose
Smang it Kevin stoops
Smang it richard lopez
Smoked Chedda and Beans Chase Anderson
Smoked Chedda and Beans David Carlson
SmyD Justin Miller
SmyD Scott Powers Powers
soft cheese hard dick Michael Woodburn
soft cheese hard dick bryce Turner
Southern Connection Cameron Chappell
Southern Connection Seth Beglis
Southern Invasion Adrian Gonzalez
Southern Invasion Andrew Hill
Splash Brothers Daniel Ortiz
Splash Brothers Scott Simon
Steagles Brian Fay
Steagles Robert Bevilacqua
Stealin cups like we’re in Ferguson Brett Booms
Stealin cups like we’re in Ferguson Lester Marks
Steel City Pong Adam Bayliche
Steel City Pong james horan
Sticks ‘n Stones CornDawgs Michael McGonegle
Sticks ‘n Stones CornDawgs Travis Nanke
Straight Flexxin Daniel Franklin
Straight Flexxin Justin Redfield
Straight Garbage john anderson
Straight Garbage Michael Waltz
Stretch Armstrong Christopher Jacobsen
Stretch Armstrong Craig Smith
studs with suds spencer samaro
studs with suds richard diaz
suck it lebron burton johnson
suck it lebron shae johsnon
Sugar Balls Jennifer Jenkins
Sugar Balls Kien Trieu
Suicide Kings Kevin conroy
Suicide Kings thomas conroy
Suited Up Marko Nikolic
Suited Up Peter Farinha
Suk It Ball Sinker
Suk It cliff brainard
Super Pong Bros. Erice Smith
Super Pong Bros. Vernon Smith
Swamp Donkeys Chase Cutler
Swamp Donkeys Cody Jonez
SwOosh Alisha Jariwala
SwOosh Matthew Ferrigno
Take The Shot Chris sherwood
Take The Shot David Glaser
Talk is Cheap David Wissbrun
Talk is Cheap Stephen Haikio
Tallanasty Josh Lindsay
Tallanasty Nick Gutschmit
TD4W Joshua Schwent
TD4W Kyle Eller
Team 245 Domestic Brian Roby
Team 245 Domestic david abraham
Team 245 Imported Alex Rivers
Team 245 Imported Cory Hall
Team AwesomlyAkward Marius Elvemo Waage
Team AwesomlyAkward Steffen Norum
Team Berzerk John Casagranda
Team Berzerk Kyle Coryell
Team Bhapp Jerrod Kuhlman
Team Bhapp Travis Cavazos
Team Booty Smell Good Doe Holden Ferdenzi
Team Booty Smell Good Doe Smith Williams
Team FarMor Geir Illing Nordvik
Team FarMor Nils Larsen
Team Money Shot Dominic Boggeri
Team Money Shot Jordan Ries
TEAM POSADA Dave Posada
TEAM POSADA Ricky Posada
Team RamRod Chris Nixon
Team RamRod Tyson Powell
Team Shitty City Nippers Co Allan Kristensen
Team Shitty City Nippers Co Christian Lind
Team Steak Kyle John Blake
Team Steak Matthew Protas
Team Z Richard Zabrzenski
Team Z Steven Zabrzenski
The Beer Pongowski David Lovell
The Beer Pongowski Glen Henderson
The Big Red Machine Michael Rocco
The Big Red Machine Patrick Heffernan
The Br0cean Douglas Polk
The Br0cean Roger Casey
The Center Cuppers Cooper Ferguson
The Center Cuppers franklin Lytle
THE CONFEDERATES Matt Myers
THE CONFEDERATES Stephen Stewart
The Double D’s Daniel Rego
The Double D’s Darrell Canady
the drinker pier-olivier Roy
the drinker David Veilleux
The Eh-Team Kevin Knight
The Eh-Team Kugan Wight
The Great White Cavalier Brent Saale
The Great White Cavalier Johnny Fourdyce
The Greatest Show On Earth Brandon Herbert
The Greatest Show On Earth Solomon Hall
The Hammer Patrick Murphy
The Hammer Ray Dishen
The Hungover Games Paul Newnham
The Hungover Games Ray Burton
The Knights of the Pong Table Adrian McGowan
The Knights of the Pong Table Drew Portnell
The Montana Mulisha Jessie Herwick
The Montana Mulisha Josh Jensen
The Splash Brothers Cody Castle
The Splash Brothers Nash Lockie
The Titans Carl Smith
The Titans Jaryd Wilson
the touch of death Scott Muller
the touch of death adam conrad
The Versace Pythons Alex Wolf
The Versace Pythons Taylor Fawley
The wolfs of pongstreet Matt Martin
The wolfs of pongstreet Wade Duman
These Hoes ain’t loyal lipho thirakul
These Hoes ain’t loyal matt malnoske
This One Is For Jesus Eric Neiser
This One Is For Jesus Louis Mantone
TNT Christopher Kingsbury
TNT Sven Anderson
Tom and Nick Nicholas Porcaro
Tom and Nick Thomas Davis
Touch Your Butt James Schwerdtman
Touch Your Butt Thomas Mayell
Tread Lightly Carlo Thomas
Tread Lightly Ross M. Wayman
True Ninja Alexandre Roy
True Ninja Simon-Jacques.Bouchard Bouchard
Twin Towers Florian Möltzner
Twin Towers Tobias Möltzner
Two Bros One Cup Owen Wendland
Two Bros One Cup Sean Bachelder
U Dub West Alex Hicks
U Dub West Doug Hoff
unfappable Taylor Ortiz
unfappable Michael Squires
UPL Bobby wise
UPL Brian Moore
Virginia Beer Pong Presents Big Mark and Reap mark pettitt
Virginia Beer Pong Presents Big Mark and Reap Thomas Reap
Vols Deep Kevin Bach
Vols Deep Robby Dupuis
Warehouse50 Eric Pustay
Warehouse50 Ryan Reese
We Both Got A Hall Pass Breena Smith
We Both Got A Hall Pass Ted Wainwright
We Dem Barz Adrian Damasco IV
We Dem Barz Roland Ortiz
We Met on Match.com aaron smith
We Met on Match.com ronald hamilton
Wetback Wasted David Talamantez Jr.
Wetback Wasted James Alanis
White Gypsies Michael Kloiber
White Gypsies Nathaniel Spears
Whoops Keith Yackley
Whoops William Frew
Windsor JAW Philip Colomy
Windsor JAW Thomas Borrego
Wooglin Christopher Bourgeois
Wooglin Joseph Tedesco
Wu-Tang Craig Palmisano
Wu-Tang Ryan Conley
X squad Edgardo Ortiz
X squad Nicholas Bland
Xterminators Danny George
Xterminators Justin Larsen
You Already Know John Rogan
You Already Know Leonardo Rubio
You Can’t Sit With Us Chelsie Dallman
You Can’t Sit With Us rachel goldsmith
Zoltan Eric Medrano
Zoltan jarrett pepaj

 

WSOBP IX Final Standings Top 160

1 Rank Team Name
2 1 Jurassic Pong
3 2 Blitzkrieg -Kessler & Marx
4 3 drinkin smokin straight west coastin
5 3 Deep Fried Peanuts
6 5 White Girl Wasted
7 5 Nothing but Bogeys
8 7 Dragon Riders
9 7 ebonIE & ivorIEE
10 9 Chalmers For President
11 9 WetBack Wasted
12 9 Looks Good on Paper
13 9 Moist Triscuits
14 13 This Aint SeaWorld
15 13 Flawless Victory
16 13 Blood Brothers
17 13 Silence The Crowd
18 17 Don\’t Crap Out
19 17 hank&dank
20 17 The Greatest Show On Earth
21 17 Kick Rocks: Deadly Alliance
22 17 They Google Me
23 17 Impossible is Nothing
24 17 Firing Blanks
25 17 No Rest For the Wicked
26 17 Y’all won
27 17 A & W
28 17 Just Wowin
29 17 Fat Wizards
30 17 East And West Unite
31 17 DooDoo Puss
32 17 Ridin D\’s and strokin 3\’s
33 17 Race to the Hospital
34 33 Everlasting Gobstoppers
35 33 Kick Rocks Backup Team
36 33 Ship the Sugar
37 33 No Tickie No Laundry
38 33 Please Hold the Flash Photography
39 33 clinically proven
40 33 Keep One Rolled
41 33 Fucking Cry about it
42 33 Locked and Loaded
43 33 VA ALL DAY
44 33 Chick and Willie
45 33 Boom Goes The Dynamite
46 33 Unfappingbelievable
47 33 Brick and Dick The Matt ONeill Fan Club
48 33 Stretch Armstrong
49 33 Salt and Pepper
50 49 rva hop scotch mafia
51 49 Chernobyl Diaries of a Mad Black Woman
52 49 fireball made us do it
53 49 Justin & WR
54 49 Now or Never
55 49 crushing yo dreams
56 49 Shark and the Barracuda
57 49 VA MONEYLOVE
58 49 Professor Chaos and General Disarray
59 49 Straight Flexxin
60 49 B.O.B.
61 49 Too Legit To Quit
62 49 Blackin Out
63 49 Chuggsters
64 49 Snatch Snatchers
65 49 Matched on EHarmony
66 65 Ninja Drunk Fucks
67 65 LFG!!!
68 65 Smash and Dash
69 65 Discount Double Clutch
70 65 Yo What Yo Loast!
71 65 Taking a Lap Nap
72 65 Nor Cal Splash Brothers
73 65 Highlight Reel
74 65 Blunt Smokin Beaners
75 65 Central Divison
76 65 Buzzed Bandits
77 65 Plays 4 Room Keys
78 65 Smashing Time
79 65 final boss
80 65 Kenny takes the roll back
81 65 splish splash
82 65 Last Minute Pickup
83 65 Kick Rocks Platinum
84 65 nite nite bang bang
85 65 Fatal Instincts
86 65 FOX AND THE HOUND
87 65 Daddy Fats Sacks and The Scroobius Pip
88 65 White Gypsies
89 65 Finkle and Einhorn
90 65 Clubbin Baby Seals
91 65 #GETFUCKEF
92 65 Plowing Scrubs
93 65 Beer Pong Cracks
94 65 Feed the Animals
95 65 Old Dutch Saints
96 65 This Is Our Song
97 65 my 2 dans
98 97 She said she was 18
99 97 KY BALLERS
100 97 Dock Commander
101 97 Oil and Water
102 97 when you feel like a nut
103 97 Footlong Bitches
104 97 Kick Rocks – beauty and the beast
105 97 Wet Dreams And Moist Balls
106 97 The Extremely Good Looking Guys
107 97 Shit just got real
108 97 Beauty and the Foose
109 97 R.B.P.L
110 97 Talk is Cheap
111 97 Trolls R Us
112 97 big trouble in little Tokyo
113 97 Old sugarballs with a hint of yellow
114 97 throwing hundos makin hundos
115 97 Heating Up Like A Dutch Oven
116 97 Clutch city swapaholics
117 97 Youngs MCs
118 97 Lafayette parish
119 97 Fire Breathing Kitten Chuckers
120 97 Boo Boo Kush
121 97 Army of Trees
122 97 No Pong Intended
123 97 Bogey For The Backdoor Cover
124 97 District 5
125 97 It’s Our Time
126 97 Trompas de Elefante
127 97 El Nino
128 97 3 Ball Free For All
129 97 Les Monsieurs
130 129 GPT Presents The Truth
131 129 Beerlander
132 129 We’re Here for the Beer
133 129 Nova’s Best
134 129 Mlk’s MVP’s
135 129 BALLOONKNOT
136 129 Yellow Brick Road Head
137 129 The EH Team
138 129 KILLA CUP BOYS
139 129 Shoot the J
140 129 The Heismans: Desmond and Charles
141 129 2 V’s Better than One
142 129 MASSive Jew
143 129 GPT Presents The Spanking Monkeys
144 129 The DudemanBros
145 129 LV Elite
146 129 ET 2014
147 129 Janksters Anonymous
148 129 Stop it, and play dirtyÊ
149 129 Shots Like Plax
150 129 Pooh & Tigger
151 129 Bronco-Patriotism
152 129 Reading Rainbow
153 129 Left It On The Table
154 129 Make It Drizzle
155 129 Two Bros One Cup
156 129 Getting Schmitt faced Rex your life
157 129 Designated Drinkers
158 129 Big Nasty Sho Time
159 129 Beer No Evil
160 129 Splash Brothers
161 129 1440

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WSOBP IX Day 1 Prelim Results

WSOBP IX Day 1 Prelim Results

1 They Google Me 6 0 28
1 hank&dank 6 0 28
1 Blitzkrieg -Kessler & Marx 6 0 28
4 Flawless Victory 6 0 27
4 Brick and Dick The Matt ONeil Fan Club 6 0 27
6 Stretch Armstrong 6 0 26
7 Unfappingbelievable 6 0 25
8 Keep One Rolled 6 0 23
8 #GETFUCKEF 6 0 23
8 Chalmers For President 6 0 23
11 Too Legit To Quit 6 0 20
12 The Greatest Show On Earth 6 0 19
13 Nothing but Bogeys 6 0 18
13 Please Hold the Flash Photography 6 0 18
15 Shots Like Plax 6 0 17
15 Trolls R Us 6 0 17
17 DooDoo Puss 6 0 16
18 VA MONEYLOVE 6 0 14
18 big trouble in little Tokyo 6 0 14
20 Jurassic Pong 6 0 13
21 No Rest For the Wicked 5 1 21
21 This Is Our Song 5 1 21
23 Professor Chaos and General Disarray 5 1 20
23 The DudemanBros 5 1 20
23 WetBack Wasted 5 1 20
23 No Tickie No Laundry 5 1 20
27 White Girl Wasted 5 1 19
28 Moist Triscuits 5 1 18
28 Blood Brothers 5 1 18
30 Shark and the Barracuda 5 1 17
30 splish splash 5 1 17
32 MASSive Jew 5 1 16
32 Locked and Loaded 5 1 16
32 This Aint SeaWorld 5 1 16
35 Boo Boo Kush 5 1 15
36 A & W 5 1 14
36 Looks Good on Paper 5 1 14
36 Y’all won 5 1 14
39 Old Dutch Saints 5 1 13
39 Clubbin Baby Seals 5 1 13
39 Talk is Cheap 5 1 13
42 Deep Fried Peanuts 5 1 12
42 Last Minute Pickup 5 1 12
42 Les Monsieurs 5 1 12
42 Beauty and the Foose 5 1 12
46 throwing hundos makin hundos 5 1 11
46 3 Ball Free For All 5 1 11
48 Wet Dreams And Moist Balls 5 1 10
48 Central Divison 5 1 10
50 Ridin D\’s and strokin 3\’s 5 1 9
51 FOX AND THE HOUND 5 1 8
51 East And West Unite 5 1 8
51 nite nite bang bang 5 1 8
54 Fatal Instincts 5 1 7
55 The Alcohooligans 5 1 6
55 Smashing Time 5 1 6
57 Ninja Drunk Fucks 5 1 5
57 She said she was 18 5 1 5
59 El Nino 5 1 3
60 Plowing Scrubs 4 1 11
61 Ship the Sugar 4 1 10
62 Nova’s Best 4 1 9
63 Mlk’s MVP’s 4 1 7
64 Fire Breathing Kitten Chuckers 4 2 17
64 Blackin Out 4 2 17
64 clinically proven 4 2 17
67 crushing yo dreams 4 2 15
67 Kenny takes the roll back 4 2 15
67 Daddy Fats Sacks and The Scroobius Pip 4 2 15
70 District 5 4 2 14
70 The Heismans: Desmond and Charles 4 2 14
70 B.O.B. 4 2 14
73 GPT Presents The Spanking Monkeys 4 2 13
74 Silence The Crowd 4 2 13
75 Boom Goes The Dynamite 4 2 12
76 Snatch Snatchers 4 2 11
76 Make It Drizzle 4 2 11
76 White Gypsies 4 2 11
79 Indy Beer Pong 4 2 10
79 Army of Trees 4 2 10
79 final boss 4 2 10
79 Fucking Cry about it 4 2 10
79 Footlong Bitches 4 2 10
79 Salt and Pepper 4 2 10
79 Benson\’s Animal Farm 4 2 10
86 Chick and Willie 4 2 9
86 It’s Our Time 4 2 9
86 Kick Rocks Platinum 4 2 9
89 rva hop scotch mafia 4 2 8
89 Chernobyl Diaries of a Mad Black Woman 4 2 8
91 Now or Never 4 2 7
91 Race to the Hospital 4 2 7
91 Trompas de Elefante 4 2 7
91 Matched on EHarmony 4 2 7
95 KY BALLERS 4 2 6
95 Everlasting Gobstoppers 4 2 6
95 We Plow 4 2 6
95 Finkle and Einhorn 4 2 6
95 my 2 dans 4 2 6
95 Highlight Reel 4 2 6
101 Youngs MCs 4 2 5
101 We’re Here for the Beer 4 2 5
101 Fat Wizards 4 2 5
101 Getting Schmitt faced Rex your life 4 2 5
105 Splash Brothers 4 2 4
105 Heating Up Like A Dutch Oven 4 2 4
107 Booty Smell Good Doe 4 2 3
107 when you feel like a nut 4 2 3
109 Feed the Animals 4 2 2
110 Impossible is Nothing 4 2 1
110 Two Bros One Cup 4 2 1
112 GPT Presents The Truth 4 2 0
113 Designated Alcoholics 4 2 -1
113 2 V’s Better than One 4 2 -1
113 ET 2014 4 2 -1
113 Beer No Evil 4 2 -1
113 Kick Rocks: Deadly Alliance 4 2 -1
118 bangin cups like ron jeremy 3 2 9
119 Just Wowin 3 2 8
120 off constantly 3 2 6
121 Discount Double Clutch 3 2 5
122 Clutch city swapaholics 3 2 -2
123 ebonIE & ivorIE 3 3 11
124 drinkin smokin straight west coastin 3 3 10
125 Kick Rocks – beauty and the beast 3 3 8
125 Lafayette parish 3 3 8
125 Those Boys From The Mountains 3 3 8
125 Beerlander 3 3 8
129 Blunt Smokin Beaners 3 3 6
130 No Pong Intended 3 3 5
130 Kick Rocks Backup Team 3 3 5
130 Bald so hard 3 3 5
130 Old sugarballs with a hint of yellow 3 3 5
130 Designated Drinkers 3 3 5
135 Chuggsters 3 3 4
135 Nor Cal Splash Brothers 3 3 4
137 Buzzed Bandits 3 3 3
137 Anal Devastation 3 3 3
139 R.B.P.L 3 3 2
139 Rectal Apocalypse 3 3 2
141 BALLOONKNOT 3 3 1
141 Muffin Stuffers 3 3 1
141 Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies 3 3 1
141 Left It On The Table 3 3 1
141 fireball made us do it 3 3 1
146 Dragon Riders 3 3 0
146 Pooh & Tigger 3 3 0
146 Naked Bike Run on Poohs Corner 3 3 0
146 Maybe Next Year 3 3 0
150 Smash and Dash 3 3 -1
150 Splash Bros. 3 3 -1
152 Air Ditka’s 3 3 -2
152 Bogey For The Backdoor Cover 3 3 -2
152 A Gentleman and a Scholar 3 3 -2
155 Northwest Pongers 3 3 -3
155 PirateGang 3 3 -3
155 Shoot the J 3 3 -3
155 NorCal Assassins 3 3 -3
159 pebbles and bam bam 3 3 -4
159 Yellow Brick Road Head 3 3 -4
159 The EH Team 3 3 -4
159 Taking a Lap Nap 3 3 -4
163 Oil and Water 3 3 -5
164 Don\’t Crap Out 3 3 -6
164 Team ‘MERIKA! 3 3 -6
166 Kiwipong Kings 3 3 -7
166 VA ALL DAY 3 3 -7
166 Yo What Yo Loast! 3 3 -7
169 Fireside Fury 2 3 -1
170 Straight Flexxin 2 3 -2
171 Go Get Your Shine Box 2 3 -5
171 KILLA CUP BOYS 2 3 -5
173 The Extremely Good Looking Guys 2 3 -6
174 Plays 4 Room Keys 2 4 2
175 Super Splash Bros 2 4 0
176 Team Beirut 2 4 -2
176 Like a Bomb 2 4 -2
176 Keep Pounding 2 4 -2
176 The Hungover Games 2 4 -2
180 Justin & WR 2 4 -3
180 Beer Pong Cracks 2 4 -3
180 Australian Series Of Beer Pong 2 4 -3
183 The J’s 2 4 -6
183 Two racks no balls 2 4 -6
183 LV Elite 2 4 -6
183 Pong Stars 2 4 -6
183 Firing Blanks 2 4 -6
188 Big Nasty Sho Time 2 4 -7
188 badassmothafuckaz 2 4 -7
188 Stop it, and play dirty 2 4 -7
188 Janksters Anonymous 2 4 -7
188 King Pong 2 4 -7
188 Dude Frat Brah 2 4 -7
188 From Dusk Till Pong 2 4 -7
188 Das Chili Rings 2 4 -7
196 STARS 2 4 -8
197 Dock Commander 2 4 -9
197 The Italian Shooters 2 4 -9
197 Prestige Worldwide 2 4 -9
197 Bronco-Patriotism 2 4 -9
197 Beer Kings 2 4 -9
197 Sneaky Little Lizzards 2 4 -9
197 Are We There Yet? 2 4 -9
204 AK All Day 2 4 -10
205 I hate this game 2 4 -11
205 WildCats 2 4 -11
205 East Carolina Varsity Pong Team 2 4 -11
208 Nobody 2 4 -13
208 lost in sauce 2 4 -13
208 Soaking Wet 2 4 -13
211 3 Stars of Fury 2 4 -16
211 Whammy 2 4 -16
211 Stranger danger 2 4 -16
214 2 Guys 1 Cup 2 4 -17
214 Almost 30` 2 4 -17
216 hendragons 2 4 -18
217 TrapTown 2 4 -22
218 Shit just got real 1 4 -5
219 Cupping Butt Cheeks 1 4 -6
220 keystone krusaders 1 4 -8
221 I spit when i talk 1 4 -10
222 Thats what she said 1 4 -12
223 Strokin’ Diabeetus 1 5 -4
223 Public Intoxication 1 5 -4
225 Straight Splash Homie 1 5 -5
226 Biggie Smalls 1 5 -6
226 Crimson Assassins 1 5 -6
226 1440 1 5 -6
229 Team CJ’s 1 5 -8
229 Reading Rainbow 1 5 -8
229 Michael J Fox’s Martinis 1 5 -8
232 wet n wild 1 5 -9
232 Jokes on you we like to drink 1 5 -9
234 Find Me In the Diamond Lounge 1 5 -11
234 Crouching Hooker – Hidden Penis 1 5 -11
236 huSTLers 1 5 -12
237 Rolling Estonians 1 5 -14
237 99 Problems 1 5 -14
239 Northern Touch 1 5 -15
239 Bedtime Picnics 1 5 -15
239 NoHoe 1 5 -15
242 LFG!!! 1 5 -16
242 Nasty Midnighters 1 5 -16
244 Jimmy 1 5 -17
244 Which Way To Toronto? 1 5 -17
244 Burgundy Balls 1 5 -17
244 Beauty and the Beast 1 5 -17
244 All Day 1 5 -17
249 Team Brown 1 5 -18
249 Man Bear Pig 1 5 -18
249 Men Of Fire: The Story of Paul Walker 1 5 -18
252 Kim2 1 5 -19
253 RVA 1 5 -20
253 Smokin Asses 1 5 -20
253 The Canadian Cup Killers 1 5 -20
253 Straight Garbage 1 5 -20
257 We’re In A Glass Case Of Emotion!!!!! 1 5 -21
258 Muff N Man 1 5 -23
259 Vicious and Delicious 0 5 -15
260 T & A 0 5 -17
261 YBD 0 5 -18
262 Just Two Girls 0 5 -19
262 Sunset Rat Pack 0 5 -19
262 Qweef Monsters 0 5 -19
265 Alberta Ditch Diggers 0 5 -20
266 Bierkings 0 6 -14
267 LezBHonest 0 6 -16
267 It\’s the Germans, bitch! 0 6 -16
267 AND ITS IN 0 6 -16
270 Sex Panther 0 6 -17
271 The Lads 0 6 -18
271 Pong Burgundy 0 6 -18
271 Kliff\’s swagger 0 6 -18
271 Meheula-Ukauka 0 6 -18
275 Dirty Dabbin 0 6 -20
275 Fireball Blame Grant 0 6 -20
277 SINK SANK SUNK 0 6 -22
277 Comeback Kids 0 6 -22
277 GB 0 6 -22
280 Mostly Harmless 0 6 -23
281 The Vapors 0 6 -24
282 Turbo & Creeper 0 6 -26
283 Team Waka Waka 0 6 -30
284 Canadian Wood 0 6 -32WSOBP IX Day 1 Prelim Results

1 They Google Me 6 0 28
1 hank&dank 6 0 28
1 Blitzkrieg -Kessler & Marx 6 0 28
4 Flawless Victory 6 0 27
4 Brick and Dick The Matt ONeil Fan Club 6 0 27
6 Stretch Armstrong 6 0 26
7 Unfappingbelievable 6 0 25
8 Keep One Rolled 6 0 23
8 #GETFUCKEF 6 0 23
8 Chalmers For President 6 0 23
11 Too Legit To Quit 6 0 20
12 The Greatest Show On Earth 6 0 19
13 Nothing but Bogeys 6 0 18
13 Please Hold the Flash Photography 6 0 18
15 Shots Like Plax 6 0 17
15 Trolls R Us 6 0 17
17 DooDoo Puss 6 0 16
18 VA MONEYLOVE 6 0 14
18 big trouble in little Tokyo 6 0 14
20 Jurassic Pong 6 0 13
21 No Rest For the Wicked 5 1 21
21 This Is Our Song 5 1 21
23 Professor Chaos and General Disarray 5 1 20
23 The DudemanBros 5 1 20
23 WetBack Wasted 5 1 20
23 No Tickie No Laundry 5 1 20
27 White Girl Wasted 5 1 19
28 Moist Triscuits 5 1 18
28 Blood Brothers 5 1 18
30 Shark and the Barracuda 5 1 17
30 splish splash 5 1 17
32 MASSive Jew 5 1 16
32 Locked and Loaded 5 1 16
32 This Aint SeaWorld 5 1 16
35 Boo Boo Kush 5 1 15
36 A & W 5 1 14
36 Looks Good on Paper 5 1 14
36 Y’all won 5 1 14
39 Old Dutch Saints 5 1 13
39 Clubbin Baby Seals 5 1 13
39 Talk is Cheap 5 1 13
42 Deep Fried Peanuts 5 1 12
42 Last Minute Pickup 5 1 12
42 Les Monsieurs 5 1 12
42 Beauty and the Foose 5 1 12
46 throwing hundos makin hundos 5 1 11
46 3 Ball Free For All 5 1 11
48 Wet Dreams And Moist Balls 5 1 10
48 Central Divison 5 1 10
50 Ridin D\’s and strokin 3\’s 5 1 9
51 FOX AND THE HOUND 5 1 8
51 East And West Unite 5 1 8
51 nite nite bang bang 5 1 8
54 Fatal Instincts 5 1 7
55 The Alcohooligans 5 1 6
55 Smashing Time 5 1 6
57 Ninja Drunk Fucks 5 1 5
57 She said she was 18 5 1 5
59 El Nino 5 1 3
60 Plowing Scrubs 4 1 11
61 Ship the Sugar 4 1 10
62 Nova’s Best 4 1 9
63 Mlk’s MVP’s 4 1 7
64 Fire Breathing Kitten Chuckers 4 2 17
64 Blackin Out 4 2 17
64 clinically proven 4 2 17
67 crushing yo dreams 4 2 15
67 Kenny takes the roll back 4 2 15
67 Daddy Fats Sacks and The Scroobius Pip 4 2 15
70 District 5 4 2 14
70 The Heismans: Desmond and Charles 4 2 14
70 B.O.B. 4 2 14
73 GPT Presents The Spanking Monkeys 4 2 13
74 Silence The Crowd 4 2 13
75 Boom Goes The Dynamite 4 2 12
76 Snatch Snatchers 4 2 11
76 Make It Drizzle 4 2 11
76 White Gypsies 4 2 11
79 Indy Beer Pong 4 2 10
79 Army of Trees 4 2 10
79 final boss 4 2 10
79 Fucking Cry about it 4 2 10
79 Footlong Bitches 4 2 10
79 Salt and Pepper 4 2 10
79 Benson\’s Animal Farm 4 2 10
86 Chick and Willie 4 2 9
86 It’s Our Time 4 2 9
86 Kick Rocks Platinum 4 2 9
89 rva hop scotch mafia 4 2 8
89 Chernobyl Diaries of a Mad Black Woman 4 2 8
91 Now or Never 4 2 7
91 Race to the Hospital 4 2 7
91 Trompas de Elefante 4 2 7
91 Matched on EHarmony 4 2 7
95 KY BALLERS 4 2 6
95 Everlasting Gobstoppers 4 2 6
95 We Plow 4 2 6
95 Finkle and Einhorn 4 2 6
95 my 2 dans 4 2 6
95 Highlight Reel 4 2 6
101 Youngs MCs 4 2 5
101 We’re Here for the Beer 4 2 5
101 Fat Wizards 4 2 5
101 Getting Schmitt faced Rex your life 4 2 5
105 Splash Brothers 4 2 4
105 Heating Up Like A Dutch Oven 4 2 4
107 Booty Smell Good Doe 4 2 3
107 when you feel like a nut 4 2 3
109 Feed the Animals 4 2 2
110 Impossible is Nothing 4 2 1
110 Two Bros One Cup 4 2 1
112 GPT Presents The Truth 4 2 0
113 Designated Alcoholics 4 2 -1
113 2 V’s Better than One 4 2 -1
113 ET 2014 4 2 -1
113 Beer No Evil 4 2 -1
113 Kick Rocks: Deadly Alliance 4 2 -1
118 bangin cups like ron jeremy 3 2 9
119 Just Wowin 3 2 8
120 off constantly 3 2 6
121 Discount Double Clutch 3 2 5
122 Clutch city swapaholics 3 2 -2
123 ebonIE & ivorIE 3 3 11
124 drinkin smokin straight west coastin 3 3 10
125 Kick Rocks – beauty and the beast 3 3 8
125 Lafayette parish 3 3 8
125 Those Boys From The Mountains 3 3 8
125 Beerlander 3 3 8
129 Blunt Smokin Beaners 3 3 6
130 No Pong Intended 3 3 5
130 Kick Rocks Backup Team 3 3 5
130 Bald so hard 3 3 5
130 Old sugarballs with a hint of yellow 3 3 5
130 Designated Drinkers 3 3 5
135 Chuggsters 3 3 4
135 Nor Cal Splash Brothers 3 3 4
137 Buzzed Bandits 3 3 3
137 Anal Devastation 3 3 3
139 R.B.P.L 3 3 2
139 Rectal Apocalypse 3 3 2
141 BALLOONKNOT 3 3 1
141 Muffin Stuffers 3 3 1
141 Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies 3 3 1
141 Left It On The Table 3 3 1
141 fireball made us do it 3 3 1
146 Dragon Riders 3 3 0
146 Pooh & Tigger 3 3 0
146 Naked Bike Run on Poohs Corner 3 3 0
146 Maybe Next Year 3 3 0
150 Smash and Dash 3 3 -1
150 Splash Bros. 3 3 -1
152 Air Ditka’s 3 3 -2
152 Bogey For The Backdoor Cover 3 3 -2
152 A Gentleman and a Scholar 3 3 -2
155 Northwest Pongers 3 3 -3
155 PirateGang 3 3 -3
155 Shoot the J 3 3 -3
155 NorCal Assassins 3 3 -3
159 pebbles and bam bam 3 3 -4
159 Yellow Brick Road Head 3 3 -4
159 The EH Team 3 3 -4
159 Taking a Lap Nap 3 3 -4
163 Oil and Water 3 3 -5
164 Don\’t Crap Out 3 3 -6
164 Team ‘MERIKA! 3 3 -6
166 Kiwipong Kings 3 3 -7
166 VA ALL DAY 3 3 -7
166 Yo What Yo Loast! 3 3 -7
169 Fireside Fury 2 3 -1
170 Straight Flexxin 2 3 -2
171 Go Get Your Shine Box 2 3 -5
171 KILLA CUP BOYS 2 3 -5
173 The Extremely Good Looking Guys 2 3 -6
174 Plays 4 Room Keys 2 4 2
175 Super Splash Bros 2 4 0
176 Team Beirut 2 4 -2
176 Like a Bomb 2 4 -2
176 Keep Pounding 2 4 -2
176 The Hungover Games 2 4 -2
180 Justin & WR 2 4 -3
180 Beer Pong Cracks 2 4 -3
180 Australian Series Of Beer Pong 2 4 -3
183 The J’s 2 4 -6
183 Two racks no balls 2 4 -6
183 LV Elite 2 4 -6
183 Pong Stars 2 4 -6
183 Firing Blanks 2 4 -6
188 Big Nasty Sho Time 2 4 -7
188 badassmothafuckaz 2 4 -7
188 Stop it, and play dirty 2 4 -7
188 Janksters Anonymous 2 4 -7
188 King Pong 2 4 -7
188 Dude Frat Brah 2 4 -7
188 From Dusk Till Pong 2 4 -7
188 Das Chili Rings 2 4 -7
196 STARS 2 4 -8
197 Dock Commander 2 4 -9
197 The Italian Shooters 2 4 -9
197 Prestige Worldwide 2 4 -9
197 Bronco-Patriotism 2 4 -9
197 Beer Kings 2 4 -9
197 Sneaky Little Lizzards 2 4 -9
197 Are We There Yet? 2 4 -9
204 AK All Day 2 4 -10
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"Black people don't play beer pong."

Black People and Beer Pong

Hey there, Mr. Barkley.

I hope you’re doing well. Rumor has it that a few weeks back, you told TMZ that “black people don’t play beer pong.” When informed by the TMZ reporter that Michael Jordan had just been photographed playing, you responded by adding “You think they got beer pong in the hood?”

Sigh. Let’s take it from the top, Chuckles.

I’m fairly certain Mr. Jordan doesn’t do much of anything “in the hood” unless you’re referring to his brand of footwear or his newest stripper girlfriend. Next, are you saying that all black people live in the hood? If so, that’s very stupid and very racist.

Just because many white people are good at golf and you’re not is no reason to get salty. Too personal? My bad. To be honest, I agree with you somewhat. Not that black people don’t play pong, but rather that YOU would be bad at it.

Don’t get me wrong. You do possess some behaviors that have been the hallmarks of some notorious pong players. You’re a compulsive gambler who likes to put tremendous amounts of money on terrible bets, similar to volunteering for cash games against Ross Hampton. You also like to drink a lot of alcohol and embarrass yourself. You got that .BAC up to .149 son! Even the cops pulling you over were impressed.

I don’t recall you hitting much of anything from a range of eight feet in your whole career, unless you count foul shots, which no one should.

Alright I lied. You were pretty good from the perimeter in your day. And the lack of any need for cardio in our sport would probably help you tremendously. But Chuckles, you are old. And irrelevant. The last time you were in college (the early 1980s) you were probably too busy getting “lunch money” from SEC boosters and drawling “War Eagle” to pay attention to the parties thrown by the little people where pong was prevalent.

Here’s the problem, Mr. Barkley. You are no more aware of what young people do these days than Martha Stewart, unless she learned how to cornrow and Snapchat when she was in the clink. That includes young black people. How dare you make a blanket statement about any race without one damn clue about what you’re talking about? Do the world a favor and shut the hell up, unless you’re drunk as usual commenting on a TNT basketball game (young people love that channel, it’s right up there with the Hallmark network).

Bottom line, black people do play beer pong. So do half black people. So do people who date black people. Your argument is flawed. Instead of defining what black people should not do, you should be encouraging their capabilities in all areas. Including beer pong. Your comments suggest a person’s “blackness” is taken away by doing something white people do. I don’t know if you recall, Sir Charles, but the very game that provided you with your fortune was once a majority, if not an all-white sport. How many people said the same things about black people and basketball back then? Just sayin’.

I understand that you were probably just speaking out of an ignorance of the beer pong world. Don’t worry, our community is inclusive and we are very tolerant. We’d love to extend an official invitation for you to come to Vegas and play in WSOBP IX (on us) so that we can show you what the game is really about as well as the diversity of the players within it. Mr. Barkley, the proverbial olive branch has been extended. Hopefully you’ll take us up on it. Maybe you can team up with Ryan Cabrera since he’s already registered?

And before anyone even thinks to question this article, rest assured it was written by a black beer ponger, with bonus points added for being a chick too.

World Series of Beer Pong IX Anticipation

Anticipation

Can you feel it? Are you ready? In less than seven weeks, hundreds of teams will descend upon Vegas, many with hangovers from the revelry of the night before. Right now, everyone has that tingle. Everyone is undefeated. Everyone can dream of that glorious moment when Billy shakes you and your partner’s hand and presents you with a giant check. Whether it’s your first World Series or your ninth, those butterflies are in your stomach and you can’t wait to find out what the pong gods will bring your way on January 1st.

But hold up. Do you really think you’re going to win WSOBP 9? The answer might very well be a “HELL YEAH!” The answer you’d give could also be “Of course not.” That’s the point. This game is for the so-called “pros” that travel across the country routinely to compete. This game is also for the husband and wife who are at the WSOBP as part of their New Year’s vacation. Or for the friends who haven’t seen each other in a while but used to run the plywood tables together in college. This game is for everyone. The enjoyment that is provided by the game we all love is evident in both victory and defeat. We’re all lucky to be able to experience it, especially on as grand a scale as the World Series of Beer Pong.

It’s true, however, that the only constant is change. This year, while the Center of the Beer Pong Universe will once again have a latitude and longitude that leads you to the familiar Flamingo Hotel, some things will be different. No beer in the cups this year. It’s a logistical nightmare, and takes way too much time and coordination by WSOBP staff. Time better served to make sure that dude mean mugging you doesn’t cross the plane while you’re shooting, or move past his side of the table to get in your face.

We’ve compiled a general list of reasons why we have decided to forego beer in the cups this year.

1. Eventual TV rights.
2. Liability/over consumption of alcohol.
3. Pong Flu/health concerns.
4. Consistency – many major and weekly tournaments use water only.
5. Drink of choice – as opposed to a flat, indistinguishable product.

You may not see all the events you’re used to this year. You may see new ones you’ll come to love just as much, if not more.

All we ask is that you remain patient as we try to create the best experience possible while not over-extending the company’s future growth potential. Television deals, major cross promotion agreements, and bigger and better events are all within reach. We need our foundation to be rock solid as those next great steps are taken.

Organizers throughout the country have seriously stepped up. We have Skype tournaments, local satellite events and a multitude of weekly tournaments that continue to bring new players into the beer pong community. We’re encouraged by the continued growth of pong in new areas, and the veterans who are willing to provide guidance to the others willing to be tournament organizers. New initiatives like BPONG’s tournament software and national program structure will make it much easier for brackets to be run well, and run quickly.

Before you arrive in Vegas this year, take a minute to reflect on the work so many did before you (or with you) that has enabled a record ninth World Series of Beer Pong. It’s a significant achievement that can and should be appreciated by all. It’s up to every one of us to keep the game going. As a community, we want a 10th WSOBP and many more after that.

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What 3 people would you play beer pong with, alive or dead?

At some point, I’m sure someone has asked you, “If you could have dinner with any three people, alive or dead, whom would you choose?”

I hate that question. Usually it elicits the same canned responses from people. Maybe you’d choose Jesus, Susan B. Anthony, or Martin Luther King Jr. It’s a slick way for people to find out more about the things you value without asking questions that would be illegal to ask in job interviews.

Well, I’ve got a better question. If you could play the upcoming Masters of Beer Pong with any three people, alive or dead, whom would you choose and why? With at least $100,000 on the line, it’s a tough choice. You may want someone that you can get along with for a couple of days, someone talented, and someone able to perform under pressure. Or, you may just want to choose someone down to party nonstop for a couple of days in Vegas. Decisions, decisions.

Here are my three choices:

1. Robert Horry
Robert Horry played 16 seasons in the NBA and stands 6 feet, 10 inches. At 6’10” and no elbow rule, dropping a ping pong ball into a cup 8 feet away is hardly a difficult task. But why him? There are countless NBA players taller than him and more talented than him. I could have picked Michael Jordan or Lebron James or someone like that, but Robert Horry has something they don’t: Seven NBA rings, the most of any player in modern time. I admittedly don’t watch a lot of professional basketball, I root for Lebron and troll for him on Facebook, but that’s about it. But it seems like anytime I’ve watched the NBA finals, there was “Big Shot Rob” hitting a big shot when it mattered most. I can’t think of anyone else I’d want shooting a rebuttal shot in the finals.

2. Ray Lewis
My personal love of Baltimore sports aside, would there be anyone more intimidating to play against than Ray Lewis? He would make Ron Hamilton look like Ron Paul. He scared the shit out of NFL players for the better part of two decades so I’m confident he could get in the heads of some punk college kid beer pong players. I also couldn’t imagine a more supportive teammate. My play would be described by most as “inconsistent” so I’m confident RayRay would be able to pull me aside, whisper a prayer into my ear, do the squirrel dance and get me fired up. I mean, he won a Super Bowl with Trent Dilfer at quarterback. Oh yeah, he may have also killed a guy(s) once, so I may escape Vegas without getting slapped or spit on for once.

3. Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods is one of my favorite athletes of all time. I absolutely hate how the media built him up, only to tear him down, only to build him up again. He’s a tremendous competitor in every way imaginable. If the guy can sink 40 foot birdie putts with millions of dollars on the line, I’m certain he can shoot a ball from 8 feet away. But it’s not even about that, I just want to party with him in Vegas. Can you imagine a couple of days at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas? From that Swedish supermodel to the lovely Lindsey Vonn, Tiger Woods has the sexy blonde thing down pat. And he’s got about a billion dollars or so, so chances are good he’d buy a round or two.

So, if you could play the upcoming Masters of Beer Pong with any three people, alive or dead, whom would you choose and why?










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Nice Rack: Beer Pong’s Most Famous Boobs

Once upon a time, many years ago, a beautiful young woman decided to pursue a modeling career. After all, you can only post so many Facebook, Instagram, or MySpace photos if you want to be taken seriously. Every model needs a real portfolio.

So this beautiful young model responded to some kind of ad and landed her first photo shoot. She was excited. This would be her stepping stone to Hollywood. Before long, she would be starring in blockbuster movies and gracing the covers of Victoria’s Secret and the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Or at least, so she thought.

Instead, this beautiful young model became an internet sensation. She may have singlehandedly fueled the beer pong sensation which has culminated in the upcoming $100,000 Masters of Beer Pong™ tournament. And sadly, no one knows who she is.

Today, I wanted to salute this woman with no face. I wanted to salute the woman who brought us two of the most cliché beer pong team names of all time: “Nice Rack” and “Get Your Balls Wet,” and countless variations of the two. In honor of her, I would like to review her growing online portfolio.

 

For starters, let’s see where it all began:

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I think we can all agree with the slogan on her shirt. The “Get Your Balls Wet” is a classy touch, and you have to be impressed with the hindsight of whoever designed this poster. Beer pong racks wouldn’t become popular until years later.

 

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Luby’s could have done a much better job with our model’s work. While at least they had the decency to include the complete original design, this is one of the more terrible beer pong fliers you’ll see. But who doesn’t want to win house cash?

 

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I’ve had some fun times at McFadden’s in Philadelphia, but they lose points here for a lack of creativity. Not only do they cut off the bottom, but they replace the logos on the ball with their own. At least it’s a “real-life tourney,” as opposed to a fictional tourney, like “King of the Cups.”

 

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The fine folks at CV Sports Bar know what they are doing. A simple grasp of basic Photoshop skills allow them to remove all traces of the original work. In addition to making the flier look more original, the removal of the logo across the chest highlights our model’s nipples. Well done.

 

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Glo Bar didn’t even try here. Two DJs on a Tuesday night, but a terrible beer pong flier.

 

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When you think of America, you think of beer pong, boobs and beer. These kinds of things are universal. Judging by the web address, people in Bulgaria have the same interests. I don’t speak Bulgarian, but I’m assuming this says “Get Your Balls Wet.”

 

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Oh my, our model now has a black top. This is a good look for her, I think. Free beer for tournament players and ladies running the bar? Good job, bar One.

 

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Sink it – Drink it. That’s catchy. Someone should use that in a team name or something. There are a few things going on here. Apparently, our model now has exposure in China. So congrats to her for that. According to the flier, every Wednesday night is Men’s Night, but why is it 80 yen for guys and 60 yen for girls? Something doesn’t quite add up.

 

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Our Bulgarian friends are back. There’s more stuff on here I can’t read, but I’m guessing it says “Get Your Balls Wet” and “We Don’t Pull Out But Our Couches Do” or something like that.

 

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Jillian’s requires you to be 21 to enter this tournament, however a high school education is not necessary. The winner “recieves” a cash prize, which is way worse than receiving one. “I” before “E” except after “C,” come on.

 

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Stripper Bar can’t be bothered to create a higher quality image, but even low-resolution photos can’t keep our model from shining. Stripper Bar sounds like a solid venue for a tournament, too.

 

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I wonder who won this trip to Lake Tahoe. I’d love to go sometime. Also, the answer to the future trivia question of “When was ‘THE FIRST EVER’ Beer Pong Tournament?” is November 15, 2007.

 

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Our model is back in China, celebrating Halloween. I didn’t know they celebrated Halloween in China. The Snake Pit changed the logos on the balls, but our model would have looked pretty good with the bat symbol across her chest.

 

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You have to love txbpong.com, which no longer appears to be in business. By offering the same $20 per team cash prize to 1st, 2nd and 3rd place, it’s no wonder they went out of business.

 

Sure, our model may have lost that “Nice Rack” by now. And sure, we may never know who she is or what she looked like. But her boobs are sure to live on and inspire a new generation of beer pong players.

The End.










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It’s a Beer Pong Table, Not a Flip Cup Table

It’s a Beer Pong Table, Not a Flip Cup Table

It’s Friday night and you feel alright and the party is on the Westside. You’re having a great time partying with your friends, drinking, and playing some beer pong. Maybe you have just won or maybe you just lost and quickly signed your name on the inside of an
empty 30-pack to call next game. And then it happens.

“Hey guys, let’s play flip cup instead so more people can play!”

Is there anything more annoying than being nagged about playing flip cup when you’re busy playing beer pong? Don’t get me wrong, I don’t mind flip cup. It has its moments and it can be fun at times. I especially like “Survivor Flip Cup,” when the weakest link of
the losing team gets voted off after each loss. But flip cup isn’t beer pong.

These days, Americans are too soft. Everyone wants to be politically correct. Every kid in little league these days gets a trophy, because they don’t think anyone should feel left out. Kids aren’t punished or spanked anymore, unless you want your child taken away by social services. Shit, they wouldn’t even let us play dodge ball in high school because they were afraid of kids being hurt. Flip cup is the equivalent of that. Why shouldn’t everyone get the chance to play at once when you’ve earned the right to stay on the table?
The worst is that dude that loses in beer pong and then starts advocating for flip cup.  Let’s call it what it is. Flip cup is for people who aren’t good at beer pong.

Beer pong is truly the survival of the fittest. Everyone gets a chance to play. If you win, you get to continue playing. If you lose, you either need to find a better partner and wait for your chance at redemption, or suck it up and go play Asshole at the kitchen table with
the other people who aren’t good enough to play beer pong.

No one remembers an awesome game of flip cup, but we can all remember with great detail some of our greatest beer pong triumphs. We remember the times we ran the tables all night. We remember how many games we won in a row and how many shots we
made. We remember playing for drinks or money. It’s the greatest combination of getting drunk and playing sports that you can easily find. And since we all think we’re the best, we have no shortage of people willing to challenge us.

And then there are the distractions. I think we’ve all seen in person or on certain websites the things some people are willing to go to distract the opponent. How can you not love watching that stuff? You can’t distract people or talk trash in flip cup. If you’re playing
cards, it’s enough of a task just to remember the rules while you’re playing, let alone talk trash. But it’s half of the fun in beer pong.

Beer pong is also a great way to meet people. If you’re shy, you can use it as an icebreaker. I once dedicated a few shots to a girl at a party and made them. We ended up dating. Who knows, maybe your partner will be impressed with your skill. Even for someone terrible at beer pong, they will still get lucky and make a shot or two. You can’t mingle during a flip cup game. If someone is terrible at flip cup, they will fail at flipping the cup a few times and the game is over. It’s not nearly as fun.

So next time you’re running the beer pong table at a house party and someone suggests flip cup, tell them to find another table. Or a beer pong partner.










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Everything you’ve read about the history of beer pong is bullshit.

Everything you’ve read about the history of beer pong is bullshit.

I’ve read countless articles about the history and origin of beer pong. It seems that every one comes back to some particular fraternity or college. Apparently, modern day beer pong was invented in almost every small liberal arts college up and down the East Coast. To think, some college kids just looking to entertain themselves when it was freezing outside decided to invent a drinking game to play inside. What a groundbreaking revelation!

According to Wikipedia, which is the definitive source for any kind of research, beer pong started at Dartmouth College sometime in the 1950s and 1960s. But at the same time, Bucknell University claims to have invented the game in the 1970s. They called it “throw pong.” What kind of stupid name is “throw pong,” anyway? These are college kids, and the best they can come up with is “throw pong?”

The whole name debate also bothers me. I’ve met maybe a handful of people my entire life who referred to the game as “beirut.” It’s called beer pong. There is no game called “beirut.” If you use a paddle, it’s called ping pong, not beer pong, not beirut. Beirut is the
capital of Lebanon and probably not the best place to spend a Friday night with a 30-pack of Keystone Light. Ping pong is played with paddles and does not include beer, unless you are drinking it on the side. Forrest Gump used to hit ping pong balls into a bedpan
during the Vietnam War. You mean to tell me Forrest Gump was playing one of the earliest forms of beer pong ever documented? I may not be a smart man, but I know what beer pong is.

Too many people try to complicate the simple game of beer pong. It’s not rocket science, guys. Beer pong is throwing a ping pong ball into a cup. If you’re at a house party, you’re probably drinking the contents of said cup afterward. If you’re playing WSOBP rules at a
bar, you probably aren’t drinking the cup because that would be illegal in some cities. Beer pong is like ramen noodles, everyone has their own way. Personally, I don’t like to follow the directions. I boil the noodles, drain the noodles, add the chicken seasoning and add some cayenne pepper and call it Buffalo Chicken Ramen Noodles. It’s delicious.

I know a guy who breaks an egg into his while it cooks. That’s good, too. Not to get sidetracked, but I’m always looking for good ramen noodle recipes, so please share your favorite. But the fact remains: There is no wrong way to play beer pong.

Sure, there is a World Series of Beer Pong which has its own set of rules, but that’s not the only way to play. In case you live under a rock, WSOBP rules basically consist of playing with 10 cups and a special rack to keep the cups in place. There are automatic re-
racks on the six-cup, three-cup, and one-cup formations. If you make both shots, you get one bring-back. When the last cup is made, the opposing team generally gets a one ball and a shoot-till-you-miss opportunity. It can get more complicated, but that’s the basics. Oh yeah, there is no elbow rule. We’ll save that discussion for another time.

While WSOBP rules are fun and all, I still have love for “house rules.” Most of us grew up playing beer pong according to specific house rules. From my experiences, I’ve found most house rules consist of playing with 6 cups or 10 cups, depending on how many people are waiting to play. Usually you get unlimited bring-backs, shoot-till-you-miss rebuttal shots, and rules dictating that you have to drink before you shoot. And no, you can’t lean across the table. If you win, you get to stay on the table. Of course, house rules vary depending on where you are playing, but those tend to be the most common.

There is no right or wrong way to play beer pong. The important thing is that you’re playing beer pong. What rules did you play by? Which rules do you think are the best?










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Beer Pong Players: The Old and The New

Beer pong players are, for the most part, creatures of habit. We like to stand on certain sides of the table. We have preferences over what cup formations we shoot at. We have certain rules and equipment types we like to use while we play. When these preferences get altered, we resist.

And it’s not just beer pong players, but humans in general. Most people reject change. We don’t like to have our way of life disrupted. But without change, it’s impossible to grow.

I’m not sure if Charles Dickens has ever been mentioned in a discussion about beer pong.  Maybe his name was used in a not-so-clever fashion to make a team name, who knows.  But Dickens once wrote, “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.” And in
terms of beer pong, he couldn’t be more accurate. It’s the best of times and it’s the worst of times.

In a few weeks, hundreds of beer pong players will travel to Las Vegas to compete in the World Series of Beer Pong 8. I think that’s amazing the winning team at the inaugural WSOBP took home only $10,000, while last year’s champions, Seek N Destroy, took
home a giant-sized check worth $50,000. The growth has been impressive, to say the least.

In addition to the overall growth, the beer pong community has, as a whole, never been stronger. The major national tournaments have evolved from a chance to meet everyone to just simply catching up with them in person. Chances are, if you’re reading this, you’ve played someone across the country in a game of Skype pong or you’ve chatted on Facebook or the BPONG forums. It sounds corny, but we’ve all kind of become one big, severely dysfunctional, messed-up family that enjoys playing beer pong together.
In the prehistoric days of competitive beer pong, we only knew each other through one another’s BPONG screen names.

On the surface, everything appears to be going great, right? What’s the problem? For anyone who has been playing since the beginning of the Bush administration (guilty as charged) it’s no secret we have started to see a changing of the guard over the last few years. Speaking only for myself, I’ve now got more grey hairs than tournament wins the last few years. Some of us are getting old, and for the ones that were already old, they’re getting really old. It’s a time when a lot of us have walked away or are seriously contemplating walking away from the game in which we’ve invested so much time, energy and money over the greater part of the last decade.

For older players like me, the change is bittersweet. The Michael Jordans of our beer pong careers are being replaced by the new Kevin Durants of beer pong. Some past WSOBP champions don’t even make the trip out to Vegas anymore. Cash game money goes to the diapers fund for some players. It’s the end of an era for a lot of us.

But it’s also exciting to be ushering in a new era of beer pong. For a lot of the younger players that will be making their first WSOBP appearance, all they’ve known during their legal drinking ages are WSOBP rules and BPONG cups and tables. They never had to adjust their games through years of different table lengths, rules changes, cup sizes, etc.

They’ve had years to post anonymously on YouTube talking shit about how they were going to crush every player at the WSOBP when they turned 21. It’s exciting and I think the beer pong community needs a breath of fresh air.

I love the fact that there will be dozens of young players this year who have no idea who Kessler is or why he is wearing a Duke jersey small enough that his kid will be wearing it in a couple of years. They won’t know who Ron Hamilton is why they should be scared
of him. They’ll see Vince Catizone and wonder what the rest of the Jersey Shore cast is doing while they are in Vegas. Times they are changing, indeed. Hopefully the new players will respect what the older players have given to the sport and start to build their
own legacy.

I can’t wait to see what the WSOBP 8 has in store for us. Will a past champion reclaim his throne? Will a veteran finally earn that coveted WSOBP title? Or will a new player rise from the ranks of the unknown to stake his (or her) claim as the world’s greatest beer
pong player?

We’ll find out in a few weeks…










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WSOBP 8 Countdown

In less than a month, hundreds of beer pong players will travel to the Flamingo Las Vegas Casino & Hotel for the World Series of Beer Pong 8 and a chance for the $50,000 Grand Prize.

The month before the WSOBP is one the most exciting times for any kind of beer pong player. For the casual player, the idea of going to Las Vegas for a week of drinking, debauchery, gambling and a little bit of beer pong is exciting enough. For the serious player, the WSOBP is the culmination of something much more.

Starting with that first beer pong tournament we play in late winter or early spring, most of us have our eyes on the $50,000 WSOBP prize. You start to put feelers out for serious partners and look for the players that will help carry you deep into the tournament. You start the difficult task of finding and winning a satellite to pay for your trip, or if you are one of the top players, amassing a collection of bids to sell to your friends and anyone looking for a discount. Partnerships are formed and friendships are strained, all for the
chance to be the ones holding that novelty check at the end of the day on January 4th.

But things change in the final month leading up to the WSOBP. Shit gets real. When that deadline approaches, it becomes time to put up or shut up. You find out if that dude who has been swearing for months that he will play with you really will, or if you need to scramble at the last minute to find a capable partner. You put in that vacation time at the last second with your boss and hold your breath that it gets approved. You start looking for the cheapest flights possible, even if you need to switch planes four times to get to
Las Vegas.

One of the best parts of signing up for the WSOBP is simply signing up. Once you see your team name pop up on the list of official teams, it all sinks in. You can breathe a sigh of relief and just worry about the holidays and getting ready for Vegas. You start sending Facebook messages to the guys you haven’t kept in touch with often to find out if they are going, when they are going, and who they are playing with. Beer pong players are giddy like school girls the month before the WSOBP. For a lot of us, it’s the only time
of the year we can get away with practicing beer pong every night of the week without getting in trouble or landing in the doghouse.

The greatest thing about the month before the WSOBP is that, for right now, it’s anyone’s game. Have you ever noticed that almost everyone thinks they are the greatest beer pong player in the world? Sure, there’s trash talk and altercations in other sports, but I think we see so much of it in beer pong because most players genuinely think they are the best. We’ll throw down $100 for a cash game without thinking about it because we don’t expect to lose. We’ll qualify our losses by making excuses or blaming our partners.
We think we’re either the best or capable of being the best. And unless you’re heading out to the WSOBP just to dress as a woman, wear a costume or just black out, you think you are going to win. Have you ever seen someone post a Facebook status on January 1st
that said, “Heading to Las Vegas to not win $50,000 playing beer pong?”

The month of excitement ends on January 1st. You’re there. You’re checked in and you have the list of teams you play. You start sizing up your competition and asking anyone and everyone for scouting reports on your competition. And when you get herded into the ballroom like cattle and they call those first games over the speakers, you know it’s time to work. The butterflies in your stomach go away, the beer tastes delicious, and all is right with the world.

Of those hundreds of players heading out to WSOBP 8, only two will be able to win that final game of the tournament and hold up that big ass check.. The rest of us get to sulk on our flights home, swear off playing beer pong for good, and suffer through the almost guaranteed chance of being sick with the Pong Flu.

But for right now, there’s excitement in the air. It’s anyone’s game.