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  • #39476

    adon14x
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    bump

    this died way too soon

    stop ressurecting shitty threads

    This is better than any post Jones has ever posted.

    #39477
    bump

    this died way too soon

    stop ressurecting shitty threads

    Oh my bad. Let’s go back to the monotony of satellite promotions and shitty rules questions threads…

    And don’t forget about Pong Bar.

    old news, pongbar is dead, deader than DOE, pongmat is the new dope shit

    #39478

    hendo34
    Member

    pongmat + pongbar + anything else you’d like to invite = fail…the games stayin at 8 foot, leave it be. There will never be any "dope shit" invented that makes the game a pain in the ass.

    #39479
    clawless
    clawless
    Member

    Does the number of 5 year-olds change if they are all wielding pongbars?

    #39480

    pongmat + pongbar + anything else you’d like to invite = fail…the games stayin at 8 foot, leave it be. There will never be any "dope shit" invented that makes the game a pain in the ass.

    Hendo=Pongn00b, know ur role

    #39481

    hendo34
    Member

    Know my role???? Whats my role…how bout you tell me my roll?????

    You tell me my roll… we’ll play a singles game for $100 and then ill tell you your roll.

    You aint shit to be tellin me anything, Im purely stating nobody wants that shit, nobody wants to play with it and nobody wants to read about it in every single thread.

    #39482
    clawless
    clawless
    Member

    Attempt to save thread…failed.

    #39483

    #39484

    strider
    Member

    Know my role???? Whats my role…how bout you tell me my roll?????

    You tell me my roll… we’ll play a singles game for $100 and then ill tell you your roll.

    You aint shit to be tellin me anything, Im purely stating nobody wants that shit, nobody wants to play with it and nobody wants to read about it in every single thread.

    weird kinda seems like the n00b knows his place better than jones does…

    back on topic yeah i am not sure why but i just assumed i would be fighting the 5 year olds in a gym like at a grade school therefore they would be flooding through the gym doors lol i was probably drunk when i came up with my leet strat so i didnt really try to think of other starting conditions lol

    #39485

    hendo34
    Member

    Ya…noob is offensive…he just don’t know what he’s talkin about. He’d rather go around posting his self proclaimed "guru" status after every post, talk about his inventions and post music links instead of responding to or pickin up my bet.

    My past year to date…

    -8th AC2 singles

    -13th in WS6 singles

    -3rd in the Madison 2k

    -10th-15th in the Dbear 10k (not really sure, wasn’t anything impressive)

    -Been at the final table my past 3 sattys…won 2 of them.

    -Have only placed lower than 3rd once in my last 10 sattys…won 5 (2 AC tourneys)

    -Was 1 cup away from being the first player to win a non-restricted tourney with a co-ed partner. (not even a pong player, just a last second pick up of my girlfriend)

    Have I really done shit…no not really, not anything a great pong player would boast about but def not "noob" status. Ive earned my respect from the people I most respect in the game.

    By no means am gonna let a bum ass pong player like yourself disrespect me like that. Put your money on the table "guru" and take the "noob" to the shed…shouldn’t be a problem seeing your status is godlike and mine is apparently that of a peasant. Put me in my place and show me where my roles at.

    ~n00b~ :so:

    #39486

    Ya…noob is offensive…he just don’t know what he’s talkin about. He’d rather go around posting his self proclaimed "guru" status after every post, talk about his inventions and post music links instead of responding to or pickin up my bet.

    My past year to date…

    -8th AC2 singles

    -13th in WS6 singles

    -3rd in the Madison 2k

    -10th-15th in the Dbear 10k (not really sure, wasn’t anything impressive)

    -Been at the final table my past 3 sattys…won 2 of them.

    -Have only placed lower than 3rd once in my last 10 sattys…won 5 (2 AC tourneys)

    -Was 1 cup away from being the first player to win a non-restricted tourney with a co-ed partner. (not even a pong player, just a last second pick up of my girlfriend)

    Have I really done shit…no not really, not anything a great pong player would boast about but def not "noob" status. Ive earned my respect from the people I most respect in the game.

    By no means am gonna let a bum ass pong player like yourself disrespect me like that. Put your money on the table "guru" and take the "noob" to the shed…shouldn’t be a problem seeing your status is godlike and mine is apparently that of a peasant. Put me in my place and show me where my roles at.

    ~n00b~ :so:

    lol, wow looks like you’ve done big things in the past year. i wont be at wsobp this year but if somehow we intervine at another tourney we can have an anticlimatic showdown guru vs pongnoob. LFG

    #39487

    hendo34
    Member

    Well, I did make it a point to say it wasn’t much in the big picture…so up to "big things" isn’t really correct at all.

    But, id love to hear all ur winnings from the past year…im 100% confident in saying its alot less then my "big things".

    I dunno where else we would possibly meet besides the WS, but regardless…I will not play you for less then $100 a game.

    #39488

    gravycakes
    Member

    Ya…noob is offensive…he just don’t know what he’s talkin about. He’d rather go around posting his self proclaimed "guru" status after every post, talk about his inventions and post music links instead of responding to or pickin up my bet.

    My past year to date…

    -8th AC2 singles

    -13th in WS6 singles

    -3rd in the Madison 2k

    -10th-15th in the Dbear 10k (not really sure, wasn’t anything impressive)

    -Been at the final table my past 3 sattys…won 2 of them.

    -Have only placed lower than 3rd once in my last 10 sattys…won 5 (2 AC tourneys)

    -Was 1 cup away from being the first player to win a non-restricted tourney with a co-ed partner. (not even a pong player, just a last second pick up of my girlfriend)

    Have I really done shit…no not really, not anything a great pong player would boast about but def not "noob" status. Ive earned my respect from the people I most respect in the game.

    By no means am gonna let a bum ass pong player like yourself disrespect me like that. Put your money on the table "guru" and take the "noob" to the shed…shouldn’t be a problem seeing your status is godlike and mine is apparently that of a peasant. Put me in my place and show me where my roles at.

    ~n00b~ :so:

    Ronny Hamilton Jr?

    #39489

    strider
    Member

    Ya…noob is offensive…he just don’t know what he’s talkin about. He’d rather go around posting his self proclaimed "guru" status after every post, talk about his inventions and post music links instead of responding to or pickin up my bet.

    My past year to date…

    -8th AC2 singles

    -13th in WS6 singles

    -3rd in the Madison 2k

    -10th-15th in the Dbear 10k (not really sure, wasn’t anything impressive)

    -Been at the final table my past 3 sattys…won 2 of them.

    -Have only placed lower than 3rd once in my last 10 sattys…won 5 (2 AC tourneys)

    -Was 1 cup away from being the first player to win a non-restricted tourney with a co-ed partner. (not even a pong player, just a last second pick up of my girlfriend)

    Have I really done shit…no not really, not anything a great pong player would boast about but def not "noob" status. Ive earned my respect from the people I most respect in the game.

    By no means am gonna let a bum ass pong player like yourself disrespect me like that. Put your money on the table "guru" and take the "noob" to the shed…shouldn’t be a problem seeing your status is godlike and mine is apparently that of a peasant. Put me in my place and show me where my roles at.

    ~n00b~ :so:

    Cool Story Bro!

    now how many fucking 5 year olds could you lay the smack down on before they eventually suffocated your accomplished self? lol

    #39490

    adfraser1
    Member

    Drunk – 17 sober – 72

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