Top 20 Projected WSOBP V Teams

[cfreshMember]

Kevin Kessler is a complete asshole. He pretended to be my friend and he texted me after day 1. He was fucked up on floor 17 in a pile of his own vomit. He said, Jason, please help me bro. I then helped him up and carried his gay johnny bravo ass to my room. I went to osheas for about 5 hours, and when I returned he was gone. Funny thing is, when I checked out of the Flamingo on the 5th, I had 162 dollars in to my room. 126 for room service, 14 dollars for phone calls, and 22 dollars for some porno he purchased in my room. On top of that, he took a fat dump in my toilet and used one of my jerseys to wipe his ass with and tried flushing it, backing up the toilet, leaving me to explain it to Flamingo management and getting moved to a different room. So fuck him and his Johnny Bravo rockstar status

how did you not knock the shit outta him?that woulda been game over.

he is obviously joking .

[range8Member]

Dont let this post die before it hits 20,000 views. LET’S GO!

[getthirstyMember]

Ha you all sound like a bunch of pussies. Kessler you should start letting all these guys pay you to give you a blowjob you would never have to work again ha ha

[hersh13Member]

jesus… i defend the guy once on here, and everyone starts vouching for him. turns from a simple "i got your back" to a "who’s mouth am i in". Kess, you’re a fuck. Me too. Lets get drunk and win money sometime. haha

[hersh13Member]

oh and barnes, I’ve never done anything but smile and have a good time at a pong tournament in my life, with an occasional "fuck me, i suck" or the punching of a random object thrown in. Shoving Deep, not something I’m gonna make a habit, believe me. Should anyone get physical during a game/series? No. But damnit there are exceptions to the rules once in a great while. A friend buys me a beer during a heated series. I, per deep and kess’s request, pour it into a white cup so the bottle wont be on the table. As soon as i turn around, i see him grab my beer and start drinking it. If I’m sober, that aint gonna fly. If I’m 15 beers deep already, that REALLY aint gonna fly. And then to give me the "fuck you do something" right in my face after? you’re gettin whats comin to you. End of story. The way I see it, he crossed the line and broke rules, I did the same. Both of us learned our lesson, and we’re cool now. If I ever pulled a dick move like that, I’d except to be shoved at a minimum. But you won’t ever see me do anything like that again. Any one who’s played with me/ watched me play/ played against me/ knows me would tell you the exact same thing. There was a heated passion for the game shared by all 4 of us in that series, possibly more so than any other series in the tournament. Thanks to B/D/S for allowing us to express that passion (whether it came out within the rules or not) and play the game.

[jeffbarnesMember]

oh and barnes, I’ve never done anything but smile and have a good time at a pong tournament in my life, with an occasional "fuck me, i suck" or the punching of a random object thrown in. Shoving Deep, not something I’m gonna make a habit, believe me. Should anyone get physical during a game/series? No. But damnit there are exceptions to the rules once in a great while. A friend buys me a beer during a heated series. I, per deep and kess’s request, pour it into a white cup so the bottle wont be on the table. As soon as i turn around, i see him grab my beer and start drinking it. If I’m sober, that aint gonna fly. If I’m 15 beers deep already, that REALLY aint gonna fly. And then to give me the "fuck you do something" right in my face after? you’re gettin whats comin to you. End of story. The way I see it, he crossed the line and broke rules, I did the same. Both of us learned our lesson, and we’re cool now. If I ever pulled a dick move like that, I’d except to be shoved at a minimum. But you won’t ever see me do anything like that again. Any one who’s played with me/ watched me play/ played against me/ knows me would tell you the exact same thing. There was a heated passion for the game shared by all 4 of us in that series, possibly more so than any other series in the tournament. Thanks to B/D/S for allowing us to express that passion (whether it came out within the rules or not) and play the game.

haha, sorry i’m just bitter i got spit on twice. it’s nothing personal

[sauce1Member]

Hersh definately had a good time winning some sit and goes wit ya.
I’m running with Deep again in AC were gonna give it another shot maybe the SOCAL if you dont play with Tiny. I’m definately making th trip this year.

As for the deep incident he rightfully deserved the toss you gave him. It was all good after the game and definately should not of been thrown out. Punching someone is a lot different then the shove Hersh gave.

Byron good shooting all tourny I know I lost to you in 1 one on one that I remember.
Zack good meeting you as well. You came out of no where and definately made a name for yourself.
Velissa you definately carried me at O sheas and even think we won some good coin that night.
Other then that YOU SUCK ha ha JK
Eddie Munster I wish I did have your room key because I would of loved to wipe my as with that Chichester Jersy then stuffed it inside your pillow case.
As far as the bullshit about us putting our hands in front of the cups I watched 5 games and dont see what you were talking about and everyone we played against are big boys if they had a problem with it they could of said something so enough with that. if anyone travels out to the East Coast and is looking for some Pong hit me up.

[tpfelizMember]

lastly… Heckling has its limits. i think him threatening you is more mild than bringing family into it. thats pretty much the one uncrossable line. keep it between yourselves, not your opponents and they’re spouses/parents/kids etc.

#2 – it is a big deal if it bothers the other team.

#3 – maybe he was hammered who knows because I was nothing but nice.

Lastly, I NEVER brought family into it. My heckling was actually quite generic and consisted of mostly lines like:

- You’re too drunk
- You’re falling over
- You’re the #1 player and you can’t hit a cup
- Deep can’t carry you all game
etc.

The only thing that you could mildly consider bringing family into it, is after Kessler threatened to murder and kill me, his wife told him to calm down. After that I did yell "Listen to your wife" – I don’t see how that is crossing any line though, especially since it drew a bunch of laughs from people around me. Even when Kessler’s wife started going off on me, I just took a step back and didn’t say anything back.

The heckling was fine in the beggining, I was getting heckled by the entire room at one point. That shit is fun and you play off it. I looked over at one point and you were jawing with my wife and that is where I didnt care about the game. I didnt know what was being said back in forth all I saw was you 2 jawing at eachother. In hindsight I lost my cool and said the I will murder you statement.

I dont post on here much, but I just wanted to get my two cents in. I was watching that Kessler game along side Piotr (trying to heckle unsuccessfully with hoarse voice), and I have to say that he was pretty out of line with the whole threatening to kill and murder. It is beer pong dude, calm the fuck down.

And I wanted to reiterate that the discussion back and forth between your wife was strictly in regards to the fact that you were out of control and that she should get you under control before you get tasered like that one dude. So in the end, we were looking out for your best interests buddy. And we get a threat on our life in return. Not really cool. You should probably be getting more upset about the people (Castro/whoever) who were making sexual references to/about her.

Oh and the only other comment that I made about your wife was pointing out the fact that whenever you made a shot, she was literally the ONLY person in the crowd that cheered for you. I just thought that was pretty funny.

And off topic, but for everyones viewing pleasure, please following the youtube link to a Barnes beatdown after he relentlessly annoyed me into a money game only to be taken to the woodshed. Sonomajoe had a $10 side bet on Barnes too that I believe he still owes to Piotr

[jeffbarnesMember]

And off topic, but for everyones viewing pleasure, please following the youtube link to a Barnes beatdown after he relentlessly annoyed me into a money game only to be taken to the woodshed. Sonomajoe had a $10 side bet on Barnes too that I believe he still owes to Piotr

You little rat.

First of all, I DID NOT EVEN WANT TO PLAY you. I actually talked you down to $5 because I had no intentions of committing a felony. I played maybe 3 cash games the whole time because I’m a terrible player. When Sonomajoe said he’d put money on me I felt obligated.

And hardly a woodshedding. You pulled some rebuttal shots out of your ass.

[skinnyMember]

You know you’ve gone too far when you’re getting a lecture from tpfeliz on your behavior

[tpfelizMember]

And off topic, but for everyones viewing pleasure, please following the youtube link to a Barnes beatdown after he relentlessly annoyed me into a money game only to be taken to the woodshed. Sonomajoe had a $10 side bet on Barnes too that I believe he still owes to Piotr

You little rat.

First of all, I DID NOT EVEN WANT TO PLAY you. I actually talked you down to $5 because I had no intentions of committing a felony. I played maybe 3 cash games the whole time because I’m a terrible player. When Sonomajoe said he’d put money on me I felt obligated.

And hardly a woodshedding. You pulled some rebuttal shots out of your ass.

Wow, what selective memory… here is how it actually went down. I finish one of my rounds. Castro and SJ are stuffing their faces on the couches by the food line… you keep goaded and harassing me to play you in a cash game. "I say no, barnes." You call me some names. How i am a terrible player… blah blah blah. I walk away and you actually follow me along with SJ and you both start badgering me. I finally give in… the rest is caught on video for everyone to see.

[jeffbarnesMember]

And off topic, but for everyones viewing pleasure, please following the youtube link to a Barnes beatdown after he relentlessly annoyed me into a money game only to be taken to the woodshed. Sonomajoe had a $10 side bet on Barnes too that I believe he still owes to Piotr

You little rat.

First of all, I DID NOT EVEN WANT TO PLAY you. I actually talked you down to $5 because I had no intentions of committing a felony. I played maybe 3 cash games the whole time because I’m a terrible player. When Sonomajoe said he’d put money on me I felt obligated.

And hardly a woodshedding. You pulled some rebuttal shots out of your ass.

Wow, what selective memory… here is how it actually went down. I finish one of my rounds. Castro and SJ are stuffing their faces on the couches by the food line… you keep goaded and harassing me to play you in a cash game. "I say no, barnes." You call me some names. How i am a terrible player… blah blah blah. I walk away and you actually follow me along with SJ and you both start badgering me. I finally give in… the rest is caught on video for everyone to see.

excellent shot of the wave though… {|=:

[nicknycMember]

I dont post on here much, but I just wanted to get my two cents in. I was watching that Kessler game along side Piotr (trying to heckle unsuccessfully with hoarse voice), and I have to say that he was pretty out of line with the whole threatening to kill and murder. It is beer pong dude, calm the fuck down.

And I wanted to reiterate that the discussion back and forth between your wife was strictly in regards to the fact that you were out of control and that she should get you under control before you get tasered like that one dude. So in the end, we were looking out for your best interests buddy. And we get a threat on our life in return. Not really cool. You should probably be getting more upset about the people (Castro/whoever) who were making sexual references to/about her.

I’m not really sure what was said back and forth during the game I came late b/c I was watching god given and all I heard was piorti was saying that they were crossing the plane and was making a big deal about it…..

This leads to one of the problems that I hate and wish next year they will extend the gate. My opinion is if your not in the fucking game stay out of it. I had a kid hanging over the rail waving a flag and yelling in our ears every time we shot. That is bush league I have no problem people talking shit that are playing but if your on the sides an screaming in my ear or in piotr case complaining about rules whoever they were playing could of said something.

[biznessMember]

First and foremost –

i LOVE how this thread will never die!!!

Secondly, Is it just me or there alot of players out there who thrive and shoot better when random d-bags are screaming at you? I’d almost prefer it but maybe thats just the style of pong I’ve grown up playing.

Regulated shit-talkings not the answer. There will always be random people who are friends with random people you’re playing, or just random haters out there screaming at you. So what, soak it in and do work. I will say that players NOT involved in the game are complete HAMS if they’re the ones running up to b/d/s trying to report rule violations, if the people on the actual table are not, this just seems rather gay.

Other than that, I love the shi-ttalking and I love hitting cups while all your friends from back home are yelling at me.

[mikevitMember]

First and foremost –

i LOVE how this thread will never die!!!

Secondly, Is it just me or there alot of players out there who thrive and shoot better when random d-bags are screaming at you? I’d almost prefer it but maybe thats just the style of pong I’ve grown up playing.

Regulated shit-talkings not the answer. There will always be random people who are friends with random people you’re playing, or just random haters out there screaming at you. So what, soak it in and do work. I will say that players NOT involved in the game are complete HAMS if they’re the ones running up to b/d/s trying to report rule violations, if the people on the actual table are not, this just seems rather gay.

Other than that, I love the shi-ttalking and I love hitting cups while all your friends from back home are yelling at me.

I agree with Barry here.

On day 3 i chose to play with my back against the rail in every game where i had the option. Those games were some of my best in the whole tournament. It is so gratifying to not only win, but to silence an opposing crowd.

There was nothing wrong with how the place was laid out. Fans screaming are just a part of the game. If you can’t handle it then in most cases you probably wouldn;t have a chance to win anyway.

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