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maxpower
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    Posted: Jan 28th 2009, 08:51 am
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  • The MDBeerPong Forum just re-entered my 10 websites to scroll through when looking to waste time at work.
     
    So much for  http://www.giants.com
10cupsatatimeme
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    Posted: Jan 28th 2009, 09:36 am
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  • "ThePeoplesChamp"
    Although I have taken the brunt of the rips on the Tuesday morning bring-back, I think I am the biggest fan.  I have thoroughly enjoyed the columns thus far and eagerly anticipate the next to come.  However I would like to point out a few noteworthy items.
        
         * In the 2008 Fall league, Barnes and Foster refused to play us as we sat in 2nd place and you      two in first.  Thus "Wet Ballzing" Wet Ballz if you will.
         *No team has ever finished top 5 in the states twice, except of course Wet Ballz.  (Two appearances, two wins)  There is no ducking involved in that tournament
         *Wet Ballz won the '08 summer league AND tournament.  The same season as our 15-0 performance
         *I resemble Jude Law more than Anthony Michael Hall.  Anyone will tell you this.
         *I could be off on this one, but I don't think people genuinely hate us.  I think they get frustrated with is.  The only thing worse than a team that talks shit, is a team that talks shit and beats your ass, and the only thing worse than a team that talks shit and beats your ass is a team that talks shit, beats your ass and does it in floral swim trunks and a pink polo.
     
    #1 in The Peoples' Poll
    #1 in The Barnyard Poll
    #1 in your hearts
    1/2 of Wet Ballz
    The Peoples' Champ

     

     

     

    When all said and done if you want one team from Maryland to compete in a big tournament with all of it on the line you gotta pick Wet Ballz. They've proven to us they can get it done in the clutch. I don't hate them but people do hate them because they win. They flat out win when needed.
     
    When my team went 15-0 the first Fed Hill WInter League week a few people said we didn't face any good competition. I said to a few people there that we can play anyone right now, it doesn't matter. So I went ahead and asked Wet Ballz if we could play them. We played 3x. The night ended 18-0. That story ends there.
     
    It's going to be tough for anyone to get that #1 State Ranking by the Barn Animal until they beat Wet Ballz in at least 2 tournaments, and then go on to win that tournament. That's what I think. And when I say beat Wet Ballz, I mean Jamie and Theo.
     
    Nobody should ever duck anyone. There is the "just wait duck" though. The "just wait duck" is when a team puts the name tag down on your table and the team already playing says..."save our game for the end" or "we'll get you in a few games." You see this a lot from when all the top teams face each other. The main reason for this is they want to save the best for last, or they want to get hot. I don't see too many problems for that ducking scenario.
     
    Keep up the trash talking everyone. It's real good stuff. I really can't wait for the next Barn Animal article.
austin
Joined: Jan 1st 1991, 12:00 am

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    Posted: Jan 28th 2009, 10:43 am
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  • "Chugsta50"
    "The Chugsters ducked Austin and I during the spring session."
     
     
    I am regularly entertained by things said and time invested by people on the forum.  Especially the half-truth, one-sided and in this case Barnes Bullshit (perhaps that should be a new section on the tuesday morning bring back, which I now read before the real newspaper).  I just want to set the record straight regarding Jeff's recollection of a league night from almost one year ago.  The Chugsters were playing Fuck Duke and Austin and Jeff threw their tag down on the table to play winner.  The Chugsters lost in overtime to Fuck Duke, walked off the table and threw down on another table that was finishing up.  Next thing I know, Jeff is calling the Chugsters back to the table because Fuck Duke (reigning winner on the table) had just walked off not wanting to play Jeff and Austin.  I told Jeff that Fuck Duke should play the game, Chugsters were going to play another game on the table they had already thrown down on and we would play him and Austin later.  My point is two-fold...don't post bullshit and the Chugsters don't duck.  

    I am fairly certain that Bill's account is correct. At the time we didn't know who won or lost and since Fuck Duke left the playing area (probably for more rum and cokes), we assumed that the Chugsters had won. We both were a little frustrated because no one would play us that night.  Keep in mind this was before I was married and was still a considerable threat on the beer pong table.  Jeff and I were trying to get our minimum number of games in so that we could make the tournament.
     
    I know it was cleared up for me that night but I can't speak for Jeff.  I heart the Chugsters and have never known them to duck any team. I hope that they will find a 3 game block to take on Jayni and I this Saturday.
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Chugsta50
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    Posted: Jan 28th 2009, 11:41 am
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  • "austin"
    "Chugsta50"
    "The Chugsters ducked Austin and I during the spring session."
     
     
    I am regularly entertained by things said and time invested by people on the forum.  Especially the half-truth, one-sided and in this case Barnes Bullshit (perhaps that should be a new section on the tuesday morning bring back, which I now read before the real newspaper).  I just want to set the record straight regarding Jeff's recollection of a league night from almost one year ago.  The Chugsters were playing Fuck Duke and Austin and Jeff threw their tag down on the table to play winner.  The Chugsters lost in overtime to Fuck Duke, walked off the table and threw down on another table that was finishing up.  Next thing I know, Jeff is calling the Chugsters back to the table because Fuck Duke (reigning winner on the table) had just walked off not wanting to play Jeff and Austin.  I told Jeff that Fuck Duke should play the game, Chugsters were going to play another game on the table they had already thrown down on and we would play him and Austin later.  My point is two-fold...don't post bullshit and the Chugsters don't duck.  

    I am fairly certain that Bill's account is correct. At the time we didn't know who won or lost and since Fuck Duke left the playing area (probably for more rum and cokes), we assumed that the Chugsters had won. We both were a little frustrated because no one would play us that night.  Keep in mind this was before I was married and was still a considerable threat on the beer pong table.  Jeff and I were trying to get our minimum number of games in so that we could make the tournament.
     
    I know it was cleared up for me that night but I can't speak for Jeff.  I heart the Chugsters and have never known them to duck any team. I hope that they will find a 3 game block to take on Jayni and I this Saturday.

     

     
    Austin and Jeff...I really appreciate you both replying.  I never had any doubt where we stood with you guys.  I just didn't want the Chugsters to be made an example of and have any positive reputation tarnished or questioned by those who may not know us stemming from an isolated incident without the complete story being told.
     
    Austin, we'll play this weekend and to be honest, I'm more worried about Jayni draining cups on us...haha.  
     
    Jeff, you are an asshole, but a completely respectable one at that with your skill and trash talk.  I hope you never change.  I did want to thank you for throwing me up on the celebrity look-alike section of the TMB...you should have used the picture me wearing the Corky Romano shirt.  
     
    One more thing and advice to those playing for cash against Jeff...while he has taken my money 90% of the time in the few cash games we've played, he is beatable...just wait until he had been drinking for 12 straight hours, can barely stand, cannot run his mouth anymore and has just been restrained from fighting a 300lb slob from Milwaukee (WSOBP III)...then it is like taking candy from a kid Well

deryck324
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    Posted: Jan 28th 2009, 01:30 pm
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  • wow austin ur still a considerable threat at any level ...if at anytime i have to play you i hope ur off cuz if ur on i have no chance  ...or atleast in my eyes
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Moose324
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    Posted: Jan 28th 2009, 03:29 pm
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  • "deryck324"
    wow austin ur still a considerable threat at any level ...if at anytime i have to play you i hope ur off cuz if ur on i have no chance  ...or atleast in my eyes

    Austin is like playing a lil 12 yr old school girl....... in my eyes...... jk maybe a 13yr old
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gretz68
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    Posted: Jan 28th 2009, 05:06 pm
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  • "Chugsta50"

    One more thing and advice to those playing for cash against Jeff...while he has taken my money 90% of the time in the few cash games we've played, he is beatable...just wait until he had been drinking for 12 straight hours, can barely stand, cannot run his mouth anymore and has just been restrained from fighting a 300lb slob from Milwaukee (WSOBP III)...then it is like taking candy from a kid Well

    Haha 2 things on that one. 1) we played him call your cup on his birthday and he lost. Only reason - could barely stand.
     
    2) The 300 lb guy from milkaukee is most likely iceman. Feel free to look him up, he's massive (although a really nice guy). I'm not shocked it was jeff he got into it with though. #1 trash talker.
     
    -Tom
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    Posted: Jan 28th 2009, 05:27 pm
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  • "gretz68"
    "Chugsta50"

    One more thing and advice to those playing for cash against Jeff...while he has taken my money 90% of the time in the few cash games we've played, he is beatable...just wait until he had been drinking for 12 straight hours, can barely stand, cannot run his mouth anymore and has just been restrained from fighting a 300lb slob from Milwaukee (WSOBP III)...then it is like taking candy from a kid Well

    Haha 2 things on that one. 1) we played him call your cup on his birthday and he lost. Only reason - could barely stand.
     
    2) The 300 lb guy from milkaukee is most likely iceman. Feel free to look him up, he's massive (although a really nice guy). I'm not shocked it was jeff he got into it with though. #1 trash talker.
     
    -Tom

    Haha
     
    1) Man I sure was wasted that night. I had three tabs open at Drifters at the same time. Weren't we putting each other in headlocks?
     
    2) It wasn't Iceman and it wasn't a 300 lb guy... the guy and and I actually ended up talking the next day and it was all good. I saw him again this year and everything was cool. I was mad that I had been killing it in cash games and the 18 Busch Ices were starting to hit me. Interesting sidenote: Randy actually broke it up, go figure!
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    Posted: Jan 28th 2009, 07:18 pm
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  • Lol, we weren't puttin each other in headlocks. You would randomly come up to me with an angry face and put your hands on my neck like you were gonna strangle me. Then you did some gay dance upstairs to coldplay - clocks. Great night overall though.
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    Posted: Jan 30th 2009, 12:55 am
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  • Barnes -
     
    Im requesting you profile the Warriors in TMB next week.  They are up in coming!
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