"ThePeoplesChamp"

Although I have taken the brunt of the rips on the Tuesday morning bring-back, I think I am the biggest fan.  I have thoroughly enjoyed the columns thus far and eagerly anticipate the next to come.  However I would like to point out a few noteworthy items.
    
     * In the 2008 Fall league, Barnes and Foster refused to play us as we sat in 2nd place and you      two in first.  Thus "Wet Ballzing" Wet Ballz if you will.
     *No team has ever finished top 5 in the states twice, except of course Wet Ballz.  (Two appearances, two wins)  There is no ducking involved in that tournament
     *Wet Ballz won the '08 summer league AND tournament.  The same season as our 15-0 performance
     *I resemble Jude Law more than Anthony Michael Hall.  Anyone will tell you this.
     *I could be off on this one, but I don't think people genuinely hate us.  I think they get frustrated with is.  The only thing worse than a team that talks shit, is a team that talks shit and beats your ass, and the only thing worse than a team that talks shit and beats your ass is a team that talks shit, beats your ass and does it in floral swim trunks and a pink polo.
 
#1 in The Peoples' Poll
#1 in The Barnyard Poll
#1 in your hearts
1/2 of Wet Ballz
The Peoples' Champ

"austin"

"Chugsta50"

"The Chugsters ducked Austin and I during the spring session."
 
 
I am regularly entertained by things said and time invested by people on the forum.  Especially the half-truth, one-sided and in this case Barnes Bullshit (perhaps that should be a new section on the tuesday morning bring back, which I now read before the real newspaper).  I just want to set the record straight regarding Jeff's recollection of a league night from almost one year ago.  The Chugsters were playing Fuck Duke and Austin and Jeff threw their tag down on the table to play winner.  The Chugsters lost in overtime to Fuck Duke, walked off the table and threw down on another table that was finishing up.  Next thing I know, Jeff is calling the Chugsters back to the table because Fuck Duke (reigning winner on the table) had just walked off not wanting to play Jeff and Austin.  I told Jeff that Fuck Duke should play the game, Chugsters were going to play another game on the table they had already thrown down on and we would play him and Austin later.  My point is two-fold...don't post bullshit and the Chugsters don't duck.  

I am fairly certain that Bill's account is correct. At the time we didn't know who won or lost and since Fuck Duke left the playing area (probably for more rum and cokes), we assumed that the Chugsters had won. We both were a little frustrated because no one would play us that night.  Keep in mind this was before I was married and was still a considerable threat on the beer pong table.  Jeff and I were trying to get our minimum number of games in so that we could make the tournament.
 
I know it was cleared up for me that night but I can't speak for Jeff.  I heart the Chugsters and have never known them to duck any team. I hope that they will find a 3 game block to take on Jayni and I this Saturday.

"deryck324"

wow austin ur still a considerable threat at any level ...if at anytime i have to play you i hope ur off cuz if ur on i have no chance  ...or atleast in my eyes

"gretz68"

"Chugsta50"

One more thing and advice to those playing for cash against Jeff...while he has taken my money 90% of the time in the few cash games we've played, he is beatable...just wait until he had been drinking for 12 straight hours, can barely stand, cannot run his mouth anymore and has just been restrained from fighting a 300lb slob from Milwaukee (WSOBP III)...then it is like taking candy from a kid

Haha 2 things on that one. 1) we played him call your cup on his birthday and he lost. Only reason - could barely stand.
 
2) The 300 lb guy from milkaukee is most likely iceman. Feel free to look him up, he's massive (although a really nice guy). I'm not shocked it was jeff he got into it with though. #1 trash talker.
 
-Tom