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solbycolby
Joined: Sep 17th 2008, 03:35 pm

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    Posted: Dec 10th 2009, 02:38 pm
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  • Ok so this is my second year in the WS and I have 5 friends coming along as well as my bp partner.  Anyways so we all really want to see a girl fart on a cake like on cakefarts.com.  Does anyone know where we could buy a cake?  I'm assuming the new city center will have some sort of gormet cake shop, but I don't really wanna spend too much money on a classy cake, then have to order a bottom of the barrel hooker to fart on it.  If we get a hot hooker, then we will have to get a crappy cake.  I would just like to know how much money the 7 of us should set aside to be able to get a nice looking hooker as well as a decent quality cake... keep in mind an extra $6.95 will be added as we will have to provide the hooker a Chipotle Burrito 2 hours before cake time.
    Thanks guys
swanny909
Joined: Feb 12th 2008, 06:49 am

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    Posted: Dec 10th 2009, 02:47 pm
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  • It is surprised
skinny
Joined: Jan 1st 1991, 12:00 am

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    Posted: Dec 10th 2009, 02:49 pm
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  • +1
adon14x
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    Posted: Dec 10th 2009, 02:59 pm
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  • count me in...i will throw down to witness this...at USF football games my boy set up a fart booth for women and paid $5 dollars to girls to fart and captured this footage on camera... I was impressed yet in awwww at the same time....
billy
Joined: Jan 1st 1991, 12:00 am

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    Posted: Dec 10th 2009, 03:02 pm
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  • Do you know what I like the most?
solbycolby
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    Posted: Dec 10th 2009, 03:22 pm
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  • "adon14x"
    count me in...i will throw down to witness this...at USF football games my boy set up a fart booth for women and paid $5 dollars to girls to fart and captured this footage on camera... I was impressed yet in awwww at the same time....
    What did your buddy do with this video?  Holding onto it until farts become the next hot trend... like the Girls Gone Wild of the 2010's?
jonespongpilot
Joined: Dec 5th 2008, 07:03 pm

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    Posted: Dec 10th 2009, 03:38 pm
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  • yo I want in on this, and i dunno if you want a store bought cake for this the cake needs to be slathered with duncun hines frosting for optimum frosting to fart ratio.  I dunno if its possible but maybe u can make a cake in a hotel microwave. like i said its all about the frosting. if ur gunna do it u wanna do it right.
     
    -Jones
     

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ppa
Joined: Sep 6th 2007, 09:37 pm

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    Posted: Dec 10th 2009, 03:50 pm
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  • Haha i wanna see this shit as well....this is gonna b fucken hilarious when im shitbag hammered. Gotta convince the hooker to let us get this on tape!
dub
Joined: Jan 1st 1991, 12:00 am

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    Posted: Dec 10th 2009, 03:57 pm
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  • Ahh....the age-old dilemma....
     
    Hot hooker/shitty cake or ugly hooker/great cake
     
    In my cake-fart experience, I've always decided to go with the hot hooker/shitty cake combo. I mean, she's already farting into it, so there's going to be shit particles anyway. No need to polish a turd by eating what USED to be good cake.
     
    Get one from the local grocery bakery and have them write "WORLD SERIES OF CAKEFARTS '09" on it.
solbycolby
Joined: Sep 17th 2008, 03:35 pm

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    Posted: Dec 10th 2009, 03:58 pm
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  • Unless one of the more premium rooms has an oven, I think we are just going to have to buy an already baked cake.  I kid you not ever since we never followed through last March with this cake fart escapade, we have kicked ourselves.  I would love to tape it, but I really don't feel like being murdered by a pimp and buried in the desert.  Maybe if the money is right she will wear a paper bag or scary clown rapist mask and let us tape her.  I do want a pretty good cake though, because eating it is half the fun!
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